1 00:00:54,200 --> 00:01:00,407 SEE NO EVIL HEAR NO EVIL 2 00:01:53,250 --> 00:01:55,177 Move your car, you jerk! 3 00:01:55,303 --> 00:01:57,010 What do you want from my life? 4 00:02:56,523 --> 00:03:00,390 - Are you fucking deaf? Move! - Get out of the way! 5 00:03:00,423 --> 00:03:02,653 You deaf? Look behind you! 6 00:03:02,677 --> 00:03:04,817 You're blocking traffic! 7 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:06,660 Get off the street! 8 00:03:06,723 --> 00:03:09,903 What do you want me to do? Tell him! 9 00:03:09,937 --> 00:03:11,457 You dumb idiot! 10 00:03:13,923 --> 00:03:15,873 I'm turning here, you idiot! 11 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:17,857 Where you from, Oshkosh? 12 00:03:19,337 --> 00:03:20,040 Idiot! 13 00:03:29,033 --> 00:03:31,767 - Watch your step. - You're a dumb idiot! 14 00:03:32,303 --> 00:03:35,500 Talking to me? You are a dumb idiot! 15 00:03:35,533 --> 00:03:38,270 - You talking to me? - Wally, don't start anything. 16 00:03:38,297 --> 00:03:40,893 The man's got something to say. 17 00:03:40,915 --> 00:03:42,215 Up yours! 18 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:46,947 I heard that song before. Anything to get off your chest? 19 00:03:46,967 --> 00:03:48,587 Tell me who you're talking to. 20 00:03:48,660 --> 00:03:53,000 No, say one more word. One more fucking word. Come on! 21 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,933 You, dumb asshole! 22 00:03:55,779 --> 00:03:57,009 Hey, nice move! 23 00:03:57,037 --> 00:04:01,443 Come on! You don't show me shit! Who are you fighting this time? 24 00:04:01,500 --> 00:04:04,823 Wally! Wally, stop it! Stop it! 25 00:04:04,900 --> 00:04:08,973 Come on. Come on. Going up. Step up. 26 00:04:09,010 --> 00:04:11,747 Fuck you. Going down. 27 00:04:24,510 --> 00:04:29,190 Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind? 28 00:04:29,353 --> 00:04:31,973 - I don't feel I have to pass. - You do. 29 00:04:32,003 --> 00:04:36,200 It's a sickness, like if you were trying to pass for white. 30 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:40,163 - You mean I'm not white? - Oh, sit down. 31 00:04:40,207 --> 00:04:43,610 This is a scandal! I'm not white?! 32 00:04:43,853 --> 00:04:45,927 Why didn't you tell me before? 33 00:04:46,123 --> 00:04:48,580 - You're my own sister! - Sit down, Wally. 34 00:04:48,593 --> 00:04:52,017 Goodness! A lot of adjustments have to be made. 35 00:04:52,310 --> 00:04:56,610 Cancel the swimming lessons. What'll the guys at the club say? 36 00:04:56,673 --> 00:04:59,473 I'm not white! Oh, it feels like it. 37 00:04:59,497 --> 00:05:00,997 Ha, ha. Aaaah! 38 00:05:01,303 --> 00:05:03,300 Goodness, you're right! 39 00:05:03,917 --> 00:05:07,000 Lord, help me. Does Dad know? 40 00:05:07,183 --> 00:05:09,983 20 dollars across the board on Centipede. 41 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,717 Thank you very much. Oh, just a minute. 42 00:05:15,167 --> 00:05:18,767 - You said that was all. - But I want my 50. 43 00:05:18,820 --> 00:05:21,050 You know how much you owe that bookie? 44 00:05:21,123 --> 00:05:23,533 I don't want a lecture. Give me my $50. 45 00:05:23,567 --> 00:05:26,973 This is the last $50 to your name, Wally. 46 00:05:27,100 --> 00:05:29,710 I know, but $50, please. 47 00:05:29,723 --> 00:05:34,333 Three minutes until post time. Three minutes until post time. 48 00:05:34,807 --> 00:05:37,807 And $50 to win on Centipede. 49 00:05:37,970 --> 00:05:41,103 Come on, Centipede! You can do it! 50 00:05:42,023 --> 00:05:43,403 Come on! Come on! 51 00:05:44,017 --> 00:05:44,917 Come on! 52 00:05:46,307 --> 00:05:47,700 You can do it! 53 00:05:49,787 --> 00:05:51,393 Come on, you bitch! 54 00:06:03,793 --> 00:06:06,707 - Who won? - It wasn't Centipede. 55 00:06:06,633 --> 00:06:08,333 Shit! 56 00:06:08,883 --> 00:06:13,483 - You shouldn't have quit your job! - The man treated me like I was blind. 57 00:06:13,500 --> 00:06:17,200 So try someone else! You can't go on like this, Wally. 58 00:06:17,247 --> 00:06:18,797 Get another job. 59 00:06:30,923 --> 00:06:31,827 Mr. Lyons! 60 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:34,800 What's the matter with me? Uh... 61 00:06:36,583 --> 00:06:41,170 Mr. Lyons, the fire inspector 62 00:06:41,577 --> 00:06:44,610 wants you to pick up papers. 63 00:06:44,657 --> 00:06:48,757 Much dangerous. Big fire. 64 00:06:49,133 --> 00:06:53,703 You must please sweep up before you close the shop. 65 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:58,657 Mr. Huddelston, there's a vicious rumor going around that I'm deaf. 66 00:06:58,740 --> 00:07:01,993 I don't like it. It's very humiliating. 67 00:07:02,057 --> 00:07:04,087 Let's try and put a stop to it. 68 00:07:04,130 --> 00:07:06,183 Oh, I feel like such a fool. 69 00:07:06,207 --> 00:07:08,370 That inspector? Don't worry about him. 70 00:07:08,403 --> 00:07:11,533 He's always coming around trying to get bribes. 71 00:07:12,070 --> 00:07:15,873 You don't read lips? They told me you had to read my lips. 72 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:17,753 I feel like an ass. 73 00:07:18,080 --> 00:07:21,133 Especially on the last Thursday of every month. 74 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:38,033 Sorry. 75 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:43,450 I can't make a left turn. I'll have to swing around the block. 76 00:07:43,467 --> 00:07:45,867 Whoa. You're not parking anywhere. 77 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:48,907 Slow down and just pull over here by the curb. 78 00:07:49,270 --> 00:07:50,870 What are you talking about? 79 00:07:50,923 --> 00:07:54,703 I'm not a baby. I don't need a babysitter. 80 00:07:54,727 --> 00:07:56,450 Just point me in the right direction. 81 00:07:56,547 --> 00:07:58,933 To point you, are you crazy? 82 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:02,163 Take your cane or you won't make it across. 83 00:08:02,207 --> 00:08:05,340 No. Put the cane... What is...? Put it down. 84 00:08:05,467 --> 00:08:09,740 I can hear, can't I? All I need is Big Mo. 85 00:08:12,107 --> 00:08:13,607 I want to see this. 86 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:15,667 Here. 87 00:08:17,553 --> 00:08:18,457 Thank you. 88 00:08:22,277 --> 00:08:23,883 Good luck with the job. 89 00:08:28,097 --> 00:08:30,703 Excuse me, sir. Nice day, isn't it? 90 00:08:44,903 --> 00:08:46,333 So far, so good. 91 00:08:47,357 --> 00:08:49,803 I'll pick you up in front of the building. 92 00:08:49,877 --> 00:08:52,727 Remember, wait for the beeps. 93 00:08:52,760 --> 00:08:56,617 - Wait for the beeps. - Yeah, wait for the beep. 94 00:08:56,653 --> 00:08:58,700 - I will. Thank you. - What? 95 00:08:59,197 --> 00:09:01,400 Would you help me across? 96 00:09:01,797 --> 00:09:04,103 Yeah, uh, take my arm. 97 00:09:10,107 --> 00:09:11,313 Here we go. 98 00:09:30,333 --> 00:09:32,353 Hey, sis, how am I doing? 99 00:09:32,707 --> 00:09:35,280 Great. Just great. 100 00:09:35,307 --> 00:09:38,267 Thank you very much. You don't have to thank me, sir. 101 00:09:38,550 --> 00:09:41,907 After all, this to me is just fun. 102 00:09:42,033 --> 00:09:44,010 Like a walk in the park. 103 00:09:44,197 --> 00:09:47,880 Here you are. If you get in any trouble, just holler. 104 00:09:52,430 --> 00:09:56,397 Can I help you? I'm here about the ad in the paper. 105 00:09:56,423 --> 00:09:59,300 "Salesman wanted. Must have sense of humor." 106 00:09:59,393 --> 00:10:01,240 Are you the owner of the shop, sir? 107 00:10:01,537 --> 00:10:03,133 Who are you talking to? 108 00:10:04,150 --> 00:10:06,453 Oh, there you are. Damn. 109 00:10:06,480 --> 00:10:09,587 Look at that. Contacts again. See that? 110 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:10,400 Oh. 111 00:10:11,103 --> 00:10:13,383 I'm looking for Mr. David Lyons. 112 00:10:13,407 --> 00:10:17,190 - I'm David Lyons. - Pleased to meet you. Oh, I'm sorry. 113 00:10:17,223 --> 00:10:20,200 I read your ad in the paper about an lvy League type. 114 00:10:20,227 --> 00:10:23,930 Tall, dark, handsome. Three out of four ain't bad, right? 115 00:10:24,097 --> 00:10:25,840 You can see I'm nervous. 116 00:10:26,003 --> 00:10:29,357 Really want the job. But I am a damned good salesman. 117 00:10:29,543 --> 00:10:32,043 I'm David Lyons. What can I do for you? 118 00:10:32,387 --> 00:10:33,367 Uh-oh. Ooh. Heh. 119 00:10:33,900 --> 00:10:37,907 Are we caught in a time warp here? Twilight Zone, maybe? 120 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,200 Any Martians here who want to speak to Mr. David Lyons? 121 00:10:44,703 --> 00:10:49,907 Ha, ha. You're a funny guy. I really like that ad you put in the paper. 122 00:10:49,930 --> 00:10:53,687 "Must have a sense of humor." Not many people would do that. 123 00:10:53,703 --> 00:10:56,653 I'm your guy. If you want me, here I am. 124 00:10:56,687 --> 00:10:59,633 - Would you tell me what you want. - Three-fifty. 125 00:11:00,507 --> 00:11:04,223 What are you talking about?! 126 00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:05,990 Three hundred, but that's it. 127 00:11:06,353 --> 00:11:08,753 - Are you talking to me? - 225! 128 00:11:08,777 --> 00:11:12,177 Listen, man, $225 a week. 129 00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:17,250 - 200. I can't live on less than that. - Who are you talking to? 130 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,770 I'm talking to you, you prick! What do you say? 131 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:26,833 - Look me in the eye and say that. - I would if I could, but I can't. I'm blind. 132 00:11:28,400 --> 00:11:31,547 - You're blind? - Yes. Now can I have the job? 133 00:11:31,950 --> 00:11:34,350 I had no idea. I'm sorry. 134 00:11:34,907 --> 00:11:37,407 Now you know. Can I get the job? 135 00:11:38,917 --> 00:11:43,457 - You're really blind? - Yes. What are you, fucking deaf? 136 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:48,003 - Yes! I'm fucking deaf! - Deaf? 137 00:11:48,030 --> 00:11:50,930 - Yes, I'm deaf. - You really deaf? 138 00:11:50,997 --> 00:11:53,947 - I'm really deaf. - How do you know what I'm saying? 139 00:11:53,970 --> 00:11:57,183 I'm reading your lips. Do you want the job or don't you? 140 00:11:57,603 --> 00:12:00,777 Because I'm blind? Shove it up your ass, pal. 141 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:06,557 - I don't want no favors. - Then go home! Get out! Give me some peace of mind. 142 00:12:06,723 --> 00:12:09,427 To hell with blind people! Just walk out. 143 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:13,783 That's better. Now, I believe we agreed on 300. 144 00:12:13,827 --> 00:12:16,203 300 what? What are we talking about? 145 00:12:16,227 --> 00:12:18,530 Just a minute, hold everything. Stop the music. 146 00:12:19,763 --> 00:12:22,807 - Do you like Harvey Wallbangers? - Harvey who? 147 00:12:22,933 --> 00:12:25,937 Wallbangers. A friend of mine. I'll introduce you to it later. 148 00:12:26,383 --> 00:12:29,187 Because tonight, my friend, we celebrate! 149 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:31,233 Not bad. 150 00:12:31,547 --> 00:12:35,407 - Did I hit the board? - No, you hit the wall. It's a lot better. 151 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:38,420 Three Wallbangers, Wally. 152 00:12:39,097 --> 00:12:42,080 Drink time. Where's your friend? 153 00:12:42,117 --> 00:12:44,420 Oh, he's coming. Should be here soon. 154 00:12:44,987 --> 00:12:49,707 - You're gonna like him. This is to you, Sally. Sally? - Here. - Oh. 155 00:12:50,550 --> 00:12:53,423 And to you, Leslie. Thanks for buying the drinks. 156 00:12:53,470 --> 00:12:54,573 My pleasure. 157 00:12:56,180 --> 00:12:57,697 What's your friend look like? 158 00:12:57,720 --> 00:13:00,497 I've never seen him, but he smells real good. 159 00:13:00,753 --> 00:13:02,533 I think he's by the door. 160 00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:05,233 Dave! 161 00:13:06,457 --> 00:13:07,603 Dave, yo! 162 00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,400 Hi. Dave! 163 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:17,553 - Over here! - Hello, I'm here. 164 00:13:18,007 --> 00:13:21,320 - Hi. - Dave, I want you to meet friends of mine. 165 00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,000 - This is Sally. - Hi. 166 00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:25,080 How do you do? Nice to meet you. 167 00:13:25,123 --> 00:13:28,833 And this lovely lady to my left here, this is Lisa. 168 00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,307 Leslie. Hi. Leslie, hi. 169 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:35,640 And this is my good friend, David Lyons. 170 00:13:35,847 --> 00:13:39,403 - Wally says you're forming a business together. - Congratulations. 171 00:13:39,607 --> 00:13:40,510 Wally says what? 172 00:13:40,547 --> 00:13:45,373 Whoa. Let's not talk about that now. Let's talk about Harvey Wallbanger. 173 00:13:45,407 --> 00:13:49,170 - That's who you want me to meet? - Yeah! Bartender. 174 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:52,283 Hey, asshole. Who do you think you are? 175 00:13:52,577 --> 00:13:56,790 David Lyons. You must be Harvey Wallbanger. Wally's told me about you. 176 00:13:56,827 --> 00:13:59,333 Yeah, real comedian. Get off my jacket! 177 00:13:59,827 --> 00:14:01,033 Listen, asswipe. 178 00:14:01,067 --> 00:14:04,100 You watch yourself, or you're gonna be going home early. 179 00:14:04,637 --> 00:14:06,327 I didn't know I was standing on your jacket. 180 00:14:06,353 --> 00:14:09,950 - What are you, the constable? - Who's your girlfriend? 181 00:14:09,980 --> 00:14:13,850 Oh. Heh. I think I heard my mating call. Stand up. 182 00:14:13,873 --> 00:14:15,993 - I am standing. - Wait. 183 00:14:16,420 --> 00:14:18,127 I don't think you understand. My friend... 184 00:14:18,153 --> 00:14:21,440 Is a killer, that's what I am. A trained killer! 185 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:24,200 Oh, Special Forces. 186 00:14:24,433 --> 00:14:26,860 When I was in the Corps, 187 00:14:26,887 --> 00:14:29,883 we used to eat you, Green Beret pussies for breakfast. 188 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,723 - Eat this! - This guy's tough, Wally. 189 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,777 If I hear him, I can hit him. 190 00:14:34,796 --> 00:14:37,406 He'd put a hole through your head. 191 00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,127 So you ain't talking now, huh? 192 00:14:41,620 --> 00:14:44,863 Come on, big mouth, say something. Let's get down. 193 00:14:45,057 --> 00:14:49,727 - Come on. Last night I was out with your sister. - Okay, butthead. 194 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,870 You're all right, champ. He's coming. 195 00:14:54,893 --> 00:14:56,900 I'll give you the first hit. Come on. 196 00:14:56,953 --> 00:14:59,450 He's coming, Wally. He's coming. 197 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:02,227 Lower, he's a couple inches shorter than you. 198 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,607 - Aim for 12 o'clock. - Hit him! 199 00:15:05,773 --> 00:15:07,980 - All right. - Okay, let's go. Let's go. 200 00:15:09,520 --> 00:15:10,727 Eleven o'clock! 201 00:15:12,357 --> 00:15:13,060 Ooh! 202 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:17,800 Circle right. Circle right. Circle right. 203 00:15:17,827 --> 00:15:20,400 And left, left, left. Circle left. 204 00:15:20,533 --> 00:15:24,307 Circle left. And right! Right, circle right. 205 00:15:24,363 --> 00:15:26,833 - Circle left. Left. - Stand still! 206 00:15:27,283 --> 00:15:30,277 Get ready! One o'clock! Good. Good. 207 00:15:30,453 --> 00:15:31,467 Twelve! 208 00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:35,053 Five to three. I got mixed up! 209 00:15:35,077 --> 00:15:36,077 Argh! 210 00:15:36,893 --> 00:15:39,150 Circle left. Circle left. 211 00:15:39,203 --> 00:15:40,923 Shut up and let him fight. 212 00:15:40,957 --> 00:15:42,363 Move right. Move right. 213 00:15:43,463 --> 00:15:44,033 Get ready! 214 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:46,350 Hey, I said shut the fuck up! 215 00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:50,263 - Wha...? - Read my lips, asshole! 216 00:15:50,607 --> 00:15:51,800 I got that. 217 00:15:52,607 --> 00:15:53,510 Wally. 218 00:15:55,467 --> 00:15:56,370 Dave! 219 00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:58,880 Dave! 220 00:15:59,453 --> 00:16:00,700 One o'clock! 221 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:03,850 Son of a bitch! 222 00:16:04,133 --> 00:16:07,337 - You little son of a bitch. - You had enough? 223 00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:08,707 Little creep! 224 00:16:18,943 --> 00:16:21,180 - How are you doing? - I'm doing great! 225 00:16:21,817 --> 00:16:24,220 We should hang out more often. 226 00:16:24,503 --> 00:16:27,623 Yeah, it's nice to unwind after work. 227 00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,560 Does that mean I get the job? 228 00:16:30,287 --> 00:16:34,443 Depends on how this fight comes out. 229 00:16:36,793 --> 00:16:40,553 So I bought this big bottle of champagne. 230 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:43,200 Must've cost 45 bucks. 231 00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:47,603 I asked my sister to drop me off at Jones Beach. 232 00:16:48,207 --> 00:16:51,533 I sat myself down in the sand, started drinking, 233 00:16:52,633 --> 00:16:56,167 and sneaking peeks to see if people was watching me cry. 234 00:16:56,523 --> 00:17:00,767 Then I realized it didn't matter, because I couldn't see them anyway. 235 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:02,950 That's when I made a decision. 236 00:17:03,607 --> 00:17:06,823 I wasn't gonna piss my life away because of anger. 237 00:17:08,007 --> 00:17:11,337 That's when I decided, blind or not blind, 238 00:17:12,797 --> 00:17:16,743 I was gonna be the same lovable asshole I've always been. 239 00:17:20,847 --> 00:17:22,857 You haven't made that decision yet, have you? 240 00:17:23,300 --> 00:17:24,000 No. 241 00:17:27,077 --> 00:17:29,630 How'd you become an actor if you're deaf? 242 00:17:31,673 --> 00:17:35,307 I wasn't born deaf. I got scarlet fever in high school. 243 00:17:35,333 --> 00:17:38,933 I didn't lose all my hearing until eight years ago. 244 00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:41,153 Why'd you stop acting? 245 00:17:41,463 --> 00:17:45,203 I started missing my cues when the other actors would turn. 246 00:17:45,223 --> 00:17:46,807 I couldn't see their lips. 247 00:17:48,173 --> 00:17:49,533 They ever catch you? 248 00:17:50,847 --> 00:17:54,970 No, I don't think anyone knew. I just lost my nerve. 249 00:17:56,083 --> 00:18:00,283 When's the last time you were...? Sorry, you were eating. What? 250 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:04,233 Laid! The last time you were laid! 251 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:09,403 Too sad. Next subject, please. 252 00:18:10,703 --> 00:18:12,003 You don't want to know. 253 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,703 So where's your wife? 254 00:18:14,607 --> 00:18:17,210 Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years. 255 00:18:17,567 --> 00:18:18,533 Nice lady? 256 00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:22,903 Very nice. Wonderful, warm woman. 257 00:18:25,567 --> 00:18:29,267 And then one day, she turned into this creature, 258 00:18:29,293 --> 00:18:32,267 who could sit on the end of a broomstick 259 00:18:32,753 --> 00:18:35,530 and take off into the air. 260 00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:38,003 She could actually achieve flight. 261 00:18:38,207 --> 00:18:40,923 Wow. I think I was married to that lady. 262 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,100 Small world. 263 00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:44,400 Funny thing is, this didn't happen to her, 264 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:48,687 till just about the same time I went completely deaf. Coincidence? 265 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,963 Amazing. Who'd believe it? 266 00:18:51,937 --> 00:18:55,140 So, what do you want out of life before the show's over? 267 00:18:57,020 --> 00:18:59,663 Just not to make a fool out of myself. 268 00:19:00,703 --> 00:19:02,067 That's all you want? 269 00:19:02,903 --> 00:19:04,910 I have this terrible fear 270 00:19:06,037 --> 00:19:07,900 that I'm gonna make some mistake 271 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:12,807 and everyone's gonna stand around and stare at me. 272 00:19:13,270 --> 00:19:17,200 Boy, damn. I wish I had met you eight years ago. 273 00:19:17,507 --> 00:19:20,373 I can fix all your problems in 10 seconds. 274 00:19:20,647 --> 00:19:21,553 Ten seconds? 275 00:19:21,587 --> 00:19:24,993 Ten seconds, if you trust me. You trust me? 276 00:19:28,403 --> 00:19:29,910 Yeah, sure. 277 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,707 Listen. 278 00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:40,327 Hey, you're a good-looking guy. 279 00:19:40,733 --> 00:19:43,503 Thank you. That's very kind of you. 280 00:19:46,843 --> 00:19:48,647 How's that feel? Good? 281 00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:53,687 Look a little silly to me. Kind of foolish. 282 00:19:56,700 --> 00:20:00,303 You see? Life ain't so complicated. 283 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:22,493 - When's the next coming, Ray? - Any second. 284 00:20:23,170 --> 00:20:27,773 That might be the truck coming now. I gotta go get a screwdriver. 285 00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:33,423 So, uh, the blind guy around? 286 00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:37,710 Hey. 287 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:41,610 Oh. 288 00:20:42,903 --> 00:20:45,623 - Where's the blind guy? - Who do you want? 289 00:20:45,657 --> 00:20:48,503 Kerew. Wally Kerew. I'm his bookie. 290 00:20:48,557 --> 00:20:49,863 I owe him some money. 291 00:20:51,857 --> 00:20:55,747 Well, he's waiting for a delivery. He'll be back in a minute. 292 00:20:55,803 --> 00:20:58,657 Where's he, out front? I'll go find him. 293 00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,123 I almost forgot. I need some, uh... 294 00:21:07,157 --> 00:21:10,210 - Some, I don't know... - We're not open yet. 295 00:21:10,253 --> 00:21:14,133 I know. Listen, I need some of that stuff up there. 296 00:21:14,417 --> 00:21:17,687 My tummy's all kaput. What is that stuff up there? 297 00:21:17,703 --> 00:21:20,560 - The antacids? - Yeah, listen. 298 00:21:20,627 --> 00:21:25,017 - What's the difference between Alka Seltzer, and the one next to it? - Di-Gel? 299 00:21:25,030 --> 00:21:29,037 Yeah. Can you do me a favor? Would you read it to me? 300 00:21:29,060 --> 00:21:31,033 You want me to read out Di-Gel? 301 00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:34,173 Yeah, my eyes ain't too good. Just read it, please? 302 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:36,000 Jesus. 303 00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:42,400 Uh, "Di-Gel contains calcium carbonate, 304 00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:46,003 an effective antacid. It is also..." 305 00:21:46,020 --> 00:21:48,243 - Where are you going? - Here, take it. 306 00:21:48,530 --> 00:21:50,983 I wasn't trying to pull anything. Honestly. 307 00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:53,920 You were told to deliver this from the airport. 308 00:21:54,023 --> 00:21:56,900 I thought I was being tailed. I thought it was the cops. 309 00:21:56,947 --> 00:22:00,370 I didn't want to bring them near Mr. Sutherland. Tell him that. 310 00:22:00,453 --> 00:22:03,653 No, you tell him that. I've got a car out front. 311 00:22:03,727 --> 00:22:05,957 Come on, I'm dead if I go with you. 312 00:22:06,270 --> 00:22:08,323 You're dead if you don't go with me. 313 00:22:16,537 --> 00:22:20,883 "...bubbles of gas trapped in the stomach can cause heartburn, 314 00:22:20,910 --> 00:22:24,303 acid indigestion and that full, bloated feeling. 315 00:22:24,407 --> 00:22:26,507 And unlike plain antacids, 316 00:22:26,850 --> 00:22:30,657 the simethicone breaks up gas bubbles rapidly, 317 00:22:30,733 --> 00:22:33,573 to relieve fullness and pressure." 318 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,200 I feel like a commercial. 319 00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,600 What the hell was that? 320 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:53,333 Wait a minute. 321 00:22:53,467 --> 00:22:56,200 Wait, my ass! I thought I heard... 322 00:23:01,043 --> 00:23:02,707 What is this, hide-and-seek? 323 00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:10,658 - Ou. - What? What's this? 324 00:23:13,627 --> 00:23:16,100 - Hello? - Oh, no! 325 00:23:16,497 --> 00:23:19,077 This guy's dead. Wally, there's a gun here. 326 00:23:20,143 --> 00:23:20,993 Don't touch it. 327 00:23:21,407 --> 00:23:22,167 Move it! 328 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,133 Freeze! 329 00:23:24,547 --> 00:23:26,387 Drop it! I said drop it! 330 00:23:26,433 --> 00:23:28,550 - What did he say? - You holding a weapon? 331 00:23:28,587 --> 00:23:31,493 - Yes, I am. - Throw it away! Get rid of it! 332 00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:34,480 - Stay there! - Freeze! 333 00:23:34,533 --> 00:23:35,267 Don't shoot! 334 00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:36,907 I'll blow your brains out. 335 00:23:37,310 --> 00:23:38,730 - Wait. - Shut up! 336 00:23:39,453 --> 00:23:40,857 Please, be gentle. 337 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,747 - Let's go. - Wait, wait. 338 00:23:43,773 --> 00:23:45,863 You don't think I had anything to do with this. 339 00:23:45,887 --> 00:23:48,607 He came for Alka-Seltzer. 340 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:52,163 The man asked me to read him a Di-Gel label. Can you believe that? 341 00:23:52,177 --> 00:23:54,607 We don't even know the man. 342 00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,173 - Wally, get the money from the box. - Yeah. 343 00:23:58,497 --> 00:24:03,743 Officer, excuse me, isn't there some nice way we can settle this? 344 00:24:03,770 --> 00:24:05,247 Can I get my coat? 345 00:24:05,270 --> 00:24:08,073 - Hang on, we'll get your coats. - Jesus! 346 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:12,183 Wally, tell Mr. Huddelston to lock up for us. 347 00:24:12,377 --> 00:24:13,177 Yeah. 348 00:24:17,037 --> 00:24:18,737 - Open it up. - You're sick! 349 00:24:18,761 --> 00:24:19,561 Dave? 350 00:24:21,907 --> 00:24:22,700 Dave? 351 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,133 - Dave? - Head down. 352 00:24:27,167 --> 00:24:29,667 - Head down, bring it down. - Dave? 353 00:24:30,433 --> 00:24:32,467 Watch your leg, watch your leg. 354 00:24:36,850 --> 00:24:38,353 All right, let's move out. 355 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:48,930 You really can't say whether this mystery woman fired the shot. 356 00:24:48,957 --> 00:24:54,157 No, I can't, but if she's innocent, why did she leave right after the shot was fired? 357 00:24:54,233 --> 00:24:56,333 That makes sense. Gatlin. 358 00:25:00,503 --> 00:25:04,283 What's the story? I got the commissioner crawling up my ass. 359 00:25:04,307 --> 00:25:06,677 The whole thing sounds shaky. 360 00:25:06,800 --> 00:25:10,077 Because the deaf guy, he's not so sure about the woman, 361 00:25:10,103 --> 00:25:14,223 and the blind guy heard the shot, but can't make an identification. 362 00:25:14,257 --> 00:25:16,860 For chrissakes, you're feeling too sorry for them. 363 00:25:16,887 --> 00:25:20,450 You're always feeling sorry for people. That's your trouble. 364 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,997 All right, I'll take care of this. 365 00:25:26,930 --> 00:25:27,637 Oh. 366 00:25:29,770 --> 00:25:33,277 We're gonna quit fucking around and start talking serious. 367 00:25:33,350 --> 00:25:35,517 You claim there was a woman? 368 00:25:37,917 --> 00:25:39,733 Was there a woman present? 369 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,650 - Was there a woman present? - Oh, sorry. You talking to me? 370 00:25:46,683 --> 00:25:49,980 You bet your ass I am. Was there or wasn't there? 371 00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:53,887 - Was there or wasn't there what? - A woman present! 372 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:56,727 I smelled a woman, but I didn't see a woman. 373 00:25:58,747 --> 00:26:02,400 What about you, wiseass? Was there or wasn't there a woman? 374 00:26:04,207 --> 00:26:09,230 What do I have to do? Take you downstairs to a private room and ask you? Huh? 375 00:26:09,267 --> 00:26:12,597 He's deaf. You have to be facing him. 376 00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:17,137 Jesus. All right, no more bullshit! Was there or wasn't there a woman? 377 00:26:18,373 --> 00:26:21,453 - Are you serious? - Yes, I'm goddamn serious. 378 00:26:21,533 --> 00:26:23,533 Fuzzy Wuzzy was a woman? 379 00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:28,950 - What is he talking about? - He reads lips. You're talking too fast. 380 00:26:33,000 --> 00:26:35,033 Was there 381 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:39,667 a woman present? 382 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:41,300 Yes, 383 00:26:41,433 --> 00:26:44,033 there was 384 00:26:44,200 --> 00:26:48,367 a woman 385 00:26:48,533 --> 00:26:50,733 present. 386 00:26:51,377 --> 00:26:52,947 Why is he talking like that? 387 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:59,200 Because he's deaf, not stupid. 388 00:26:59,814 --> 00:27:01,264 Oh, Jesus. 389 00:27:02,133 --> 00:27:06,207 Can you tell me one goddamn thing about that woman? 390 00:27:06,253 --> 00:27:10,490 Yes. She has the most magnificent legs I've ever seen in my life. 391 00:27:10,703 --> 00:27:14,580 - Yeah, and she smells good too. - All right, that does it. 392 00:27:14,757 --> 00:27:17,820 Don't tell me you didn't hear anything. He heard it. 393 00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:21,030 Don't tell me you didn't see anything. He saw it. 394 00:27:21,047 --> 00:27:24,100 Between the two of you, you saw and heard everything! 395 00:27:25,483 --> 00:27:30,287 Some poor bastard's dead, so let's start answering some questions here! 396 00:27:30,623 --> 00:27:32,123 - Excuse me, captain? - What? 397 00:27:32,647 --> 00:27:36,253 Professor Kasuda. You'll be interested in what he's gotta say. 398 00:27:36,457 --> 00:27:38,293 - Ballistics report. - What do you got? 399 00:27:38,537 --> 00:27:43,207 I think I can prove to a judge that both of these men had the mens rea. 400 00:27:44,277 --> 00:27:46,353 What the hell is a mens rea? 401 00:27:46,377 --> 00:27:49,073 It's a legal term. 402 00:27:49,097 --> 00:27:52,103 It just means the intention to commit a crime. 403 00:27:52,433 --> 00:27:55,033 - Okay, come on, let's go. - Mens rea? 404 00:27:55,060 --> 00:27:58,043 Put the cuffs on. How could we have gotten mens rea? 405 00:27:58,247 --> 00:28:00,153 - Don't worry about it. - Get up. 406 00:28:00,170 --> 00:28:02,453 - Did we take blood? - Get up! 407 00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:06,810 - Will you please rise? - Can you do it without taking blood? 408 00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:10,367 Stupid, he's deaf. You have to be facing him! 409 00:28:10,903 --> 00:28:13,527 The lab says that gun was the death weapon. 410 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:15,870 But we both use condoms. How's this possible? 411 00:28:15,897 --> 00:28:19,803 I wanna see a lawyer! I wanna see a doctor. 412 00:28:19,820 --> 00:28:22,920 We found something in the apartment of Mr. Scotto. 413 00:28:22,947 --> 00:28:25,850 Can I have a blood test? 414 00:28:25,873 --> 00:28:28,877 We found your name on a marker in Mr. Scotto's wallet. 415 00:28:29,033 --> 00:28:32,233 "W. Kerew, $2800 - Overdue." 416 00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,683 Because I owe him? - I feel sick. - What? 417 00:28:34,737 --> 00:28:35,700 What are you doing? 418 00:28:36,033 --> 00:28:40,437 You owe, he comes to bust your head and your boyfriend lets him have it. 419 00:28:40,583 --> 00:28:42,507 He is not my boyfriend. 420 00:28:42,570 --> 00:28:44,050 Mens rea? 421 00:28:44,740 --> 00:28:49,770 My God! No! 422 00:28:53,176 --> 00:29:01,366 Chequebook. Chequebook. Chequebook. Knife. Racing forms. A pair of undershorts. 423 00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:03,970 and a ticket... 424 00:29:06,897 --> 00:29:08,997 to El Paso, Texas. It's not here! 425 00:29:35,863 --> 00:29:36,970 No coin. 426 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:41,567 - I wish I hadn't killed him. - No, no. If you had to, you had to. 427 00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:46,687 Now, we know he had it at the airport. So he must've made a switch over somewhere. 428 00:29:47,003 --> 00:29:49,567 The man who owns the newsstand, David Lyons. 429 00:29:49,990 --> 00:29:52,207 He was talking with Scotto when I arrived. 430 00:29:52,600 --> 00:29:54,627 Would he be able to identify you? 431 00:29:55,067 --> 00:29:58,887 No. He never saw me. Also, he's deaf. 432 00:29:59,233 --> 00:30:02,033 Deaf? Deaf. 433 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:04,653 And the other one is blind. 434 00:30:05,507 --> 00:30:07,437 Blind? Deaf? What, is this a joke? 435 00:30:08,103 --> 00:30:11,177 No, no joke. I spoke with the building superintendent. 436 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,000 Well, let's go pay them a visit, shall we? 437 00:30:14,903 --> 00:30:16,933 Well, they're in jail now. 438 00:30:17,497 --> 00:30:20,197 Well, then let's bail them out. 439 00:30:23,573 --> 00:30:27,777 All right, Mr. Lyons, I need a nice full-face shot first. 440 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:31,553 Then we'll get our side shots later. You ready? 441 00:30:31,750 --> 00:30:34,943 We're here because you owed that sleazeball $2.800? 442 00:30:34,967 --> 00:30:36,797 Face forward, please. 443 00:30:36,900 --> 00:30:41,337 I happened to think the Knicks were gonna beat Boston. They came close. 444 00:30:41,380 --> 00:30:44,003 Tell your friend to face the front. 445 00:30:44,127 --> 00:30:45,330 Face front. 446 00:30:46,107 --> 00:30:49,060 - What do you need a bookie for? - Credit. 447 00:30:49,103 --> 00:30:50,303 Face front. 448 00:30:50,337 --> 00:30:53,287 He was the only one who would give me credit. Face front. 449 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,010 Will you tell him to hold still, please? 450 00:30:56,153 --> 00:30:57,733 - What? - Hold still. 451 00:31:01,657 --> 00:31:04,780 - What's he doing? - Holding still. 452 00:31:06,070 --> 00:31:08,727 Not looking at you, looking at me! 453 00:31:10,003 --> 00:31:12,450 - What? - Face the camera. 454 00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:15,403 Perfect. Tell him not to move. 455 00:31:16,050 --> 00:31:17,650 - What? - Don't move. 456 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:20,357 I'm getting fed up with her. 457 00:31:22,290 --> 00:31:26,697 Why is he doing this to me? I just want him to face the camera. 458 00:31:26,853 --> 00:31:29,553 - He's not facing the camera? - No! 459 00:31:29,797 --> 00:31:31,097 That's news to me. 460 00:31:32,047 --> 00:31:34,083 - What? - Face the camera. 461 00:31:35,547 --> 00:31:37,597 That's better. Hold it. 462 00:31:38,003 --> 00:31:40,607 - She should make up her mind. - Shit! 463 00:31:41,207 --> 00:31:42,207 Shit! 464 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:46,190 Shit, shit, shit, shit! 465 00:31:46,463 --> 00:31:49,623 - Is she saying "shit" or "ship"? - "Shit." 466 00:31:49,647 --> 00:31:54,203 Shit, shit, shit... Charlie, come here. 467 00:31:54,227 --> 00:31:56,827 Yeah, why would she say, "Ship, ship, ship"? 468 00:31:56,843 --> 00:31:59,270 - I need you. - Wouldn't make any sense. 469 00:31:59,303 --> 00:32:01,610 Get them out of here. I want them out, now! 470 00:32:03,370 --> 00:32:06,267 You're finished. I'll get you when you're sleeping. 471 00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:10,327 We'll be all right. Once they find that woman, they'll let us out. 472 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:13,367 What woman? They're not looking for no woman. 473 00:32:13,393 --> 00:32:16,063 They got their killers, us. We're fucked. 474 00:32:16,090 --> 00:32:18,340 - Captain, honestly... - Ow! 475 00:32:19,203 --> 00:32:22,657 You all right? What's wrong with you? Can't you walk? 476 00:32:22,670 --> 00:32:24,070 Do we have to carry you? 477 00:32:24,187 --> 00:32:25,440 Don't do shit for me. 478 00:32:25,483 --> 00:32:28,280 The man is blind and you have him handcuffed? 479 00:32:28,303 --> 00:32:30,410 Emilio, come on. For crying out loud. 480 00:32:30,533 --> 00:32:35,290 All right, take the cuffs off him before he wrecks the goddamn joint. 481 00:32:35,323 --> 00:32:37,027 Don't do me no favors. 482 00:32:37,543 --> 00:32:41,647 Is everybody happy now? Huh? Are we all friends again? 483 00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:44,443 Come on now, let's go, huh? Jesus. 484 00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:50,200 Joe. I got Lyons, David. Kerew, Wallace. Suspected homicide. 485 00:32:50,223 --> 00:32:52,493 - His lawyers are here. - Whose? 486 00:32:52,597 --> 00:32:55,200 - David Lyons'. - My lawyers? 487 00:32:55,393 --> 00:32:59,223 Oh. You want to check him for police brutality, lady? 488 00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,500 You got as long as it takes to print him. Get in here. 489 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:05,680 I know you don't know who we are. 490 00:33:05,703 --> 00:33:07,303 Your right hand, please. 491 00:33:07,530 --> 00:33:10,600 Our law firm represents the building you have your shop in. 492 00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:14,017 We've been sent to try to arrange bail for you. 493 00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:15,843 - Great. - That's a nice surprise. 494 00:33:15,907 --> 00:33:20,683 They can only hold you up to 72 hours before an arraignment. 495 00:33:21,147 --> 00:33:24,033 But with luck, we'll have you out of here by 5:00. 496 00:33:24,177 --> 00:33:27,963 We're pushing the "blind and deaf" angle. We hope you don't mind. 497 00:33:28,027 --> 00:33:30,070 No. No, we don't mind. Use it. 498 00:33:30,223 --> 00:33:32,127 We'll see you both very soon. 499 00:33:32,590 --> 00:33:34,897 Excuse me, miss, have we met before? 500 00:33:37,950 --> 00:33:39,590 No, I don't think so. 501 00:33:39,703 --> 00:33:42,007 Are you wearing Shalimar perfume? 502 00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:45,733 Yes, I am. 503 00:33:47,183 --> 00:33:49,487 You know, you have a remarkable nose. 504 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,303 - Thank you. - Goodbye. 505 00:33:54,207 --> 00:33:55,107 Goodbye. 506 00:33:55,370 --> 00:34:00,763 - I never knew anyone could be that beautiful. - The lady's got style. 507 00:34:01,193 --> 00:34:04,093 I'd love to go to sleep listening to a voice like that. 508 00:34:08,123 --> 00:34:09,803 - Oh, my God. - Yeah. 509 00:34:10,087 --> 00:34:12,023 - The legs. - Yes, I can imagine. 510 00:34:12,057 --> 00:34:13,983 - The legs. - The legs. Of course. 511 00:34:14,007 --> 00:34:15,600 - It's her! - The killer? 512 00:34:15,823 --> 00:34:19,137 The lady in my shop I was trying to tell you about? That's her. 513 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:21,773 - The woman is your lawyer? - She's not my lawyer! 514 00:34:21,807 --> 00:34:24,607 Now she's not your lawyer? That makes sense. Get out. 515 00:34:24,633 --> 00:34:26,940 She's not my lawyer. That's the lady you want! 516 00:34:26,967 --> 00:34:30,697 How come you couldn't give me a description? 517 00:34:30,723 --> 00:34:34,440 I only saw her from the rear. When she came in, I was looking at her face. 518 00:34:34,467 --> 00:34:38,067 She went around just now, I saw her tush. That's her! 519 00:34:38,163 --> 00:34:40,523 That's the lady you want. Stop her! 520 00:34:40,700 --> 00:34:41,933 Stop that lady! 521 00:34:42,187 --> 00:34:45,693 With a little luck, we'll have them to ourselves by 5:00. 522 00:34:46,047 --> 00:34:49,367 - They seem nice. - So was the chicken I ate last night. 523 00:34:49,850 --> 00:34:52,657 Right now, the police have us for murder, 524 00:34:52,743 --> 00:34:54,950 or we're bailed out by the killer. 525 00:34:54,983 --> 00:34:58,020 At least my way we have a chance. Are you with me or not? 526 00:34:58,037 --> 00:35:00,487 All right, guys, let's go, huh? 527 00:35:00,533 --> 00:35:02,937 - Yes or no? - Yes. 528 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:08,717 Come on, move these guys. Let's move. 529 00:35:08,733 --> 00:35:11,337 Come on, let's go. We gotta go. I'm sorry. 530 00:35:12,520 --> 00:35:13,943 Come on. 531 00:35:20,147 --> 00:35:24,547 I bet these guys are really gonna enjoy themselves on Rikers Island, huh? 532 00:35:24,603 --> 00:35:29,023 I bet you learn to speak Spanish real quick. Won't that be nice? 533 00:35:29,200 --> 00:35:35,400 You know, I hear that they make the greatest kidney fricassee with pineapple Jell-O. 534 00:35:35,433 --> 00:35:37,917 It's really special. All right, party time. 535 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,907 - Aah! - Hey, what the hell! 536 00:35:41,803 --> 00:35:44,610 - Tell me when. Tell me when! - Now! 537 00:35:45,973 --> 00:35:49,203 Hey! Hey, wait a minute! Grab them! 538 00:35:49,227 --> 00:35:51,300 Open the goddamn door! 539 00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,883 - What's going on? - Protestors. 540 00:36:08,343 --> 00:36:12,063 Demonstrators? Good. Go with the flow. Mix in. 541 00:36:16,058 --> 00:36:18,958 Khomeini go! Make Iran free! 542 00:36:25,903 --> 00:36:29,110 Excuse me. Excuse me, sir. Could I have a word with you? 543 00:36:29,147 --> 00:36:31,453 Now that you're released, how do you feel? 544 00:36:31,627 --> 00:36:34,830 - Great. - Do you think you can stop Khomeini? 545 00:36:35,323 --> 00:36:36,427 Not if it's funny. 546 00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:39,007 A good comedy, as you call it, is worth its weight in gold. 547 00:36:39,020 --> 00:36:42,087 Have you read Norman Cousins about the immune system? 548 00:36:42,110 --> 00:36:45,510 Hey, baby, come on. Comedy. Ha-ha-ha. 549 00:36:45,703 --> 00:36:48,907 Hey, when is this gonna be on? I want my sister to tape it. 550 00:36:53,503 --> 00:36:55,053 Uh....thank you. 551 00:36:56,807 --> 00:37:00,480 As you can see, this remains a complicated issue. 552 00:37:00,503 --> 00:37:04,083 How could we lose a blind guy and a deaf guy? 553 00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:07,300 Son of a bitch! I want these guys. Now! 554 00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,283 Calm down. Just calm down. We'll get them. 555 00:37:10,300 --> 00:37:12,807 Yeah, we better get them. We better get them. 556 00:37:13,003 --> 00:37:14,207 Careful. Careful. 557 00:37:14,753 --> 00:37:15,660 Turn left. 558 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:21,450 Wait. Let's try the door. 559 00:37:21,697 --> 00:37:23,050 There's a hole here, Wally. 560 00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,253 Put your fingers right in here. Pull. 561 00:37:29,150 --> 00:37:30,453 - There's an alley! - Dave! 562 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:33,840 I'm right here. I'm right here. Step down. Step down once. 563 00:37:34,097 --> 00:37:35,453 Follow me. Careful. 564 00:37:35,700 --> 00:37:39,603 There's an alley right here. Careful. Turn right. Turn right. 565 00:37:41,657 --> 00:37:42,960 Here's another door. 566 00:37:46,063 --> 00:37:47,167 It's open. 567 00:37:47,633 --> 00:37:48,637 Go on in. 568 00:37:49,803 --> 00:37:52,510 Kerew is blind. Repeat, blind. 569 00:37:52,807 --> 00:37:59,210 Lyons David, 5'10", Caucasian, blond hair. Lyons is deaf. Repeat, deaf. 570 00:37:59,753 --> 00:38:03,890 Form barricades. 6th Avenue to Hudson, Houston to West 4th. 571 00:38:04,087 --> 00:38:06,890 Every available cruiser, scramble now. 572 00:38:10,743 --> 00:38:14,933 How does someone so beautiful kill somebody? I don't understand. 573 00:38:15,350 --> 00:38:18,157 Careful. The broken wood is in front of you. 574 00:38:19,327 --> 00:38:20,333 That's it. 575 00:38:22,547 --> 00:38:23,647 Oh, wait a minute. 576 00:38:25,067 --> 00:38:26,373 Hold my head. 577 00:38:27,403 --> 00:38:28,910 - Hold my head. - Okay. 578 00:38:29,007 --> 00:38:30,133 Oh, hold my head. 579 00:38:31,907 --> 00:38:33,853 Thank you. Ah. Ow. 580 00:38:34,317 --> 00:38:35,520 Are you all right? 581 00:38:35,743 --> 00:38:37,047 Thank you very much. 582 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:48,833 They told me to call back in 10 minutes. The judge is just getting out of court now. 583 00:38:48,930 --> 00:38:51,103 We can have them in half an hour. 584 00:38:51,767 --> 00:38:52,817 This way, Wally. 585 00:38:53,293 --> 00:38:57,397 - Don't guide me. Don't guide me. - What? 586 00:38:57,423 --> 00:39:00,273 They're looking for a blind guy and deaf guy. 587 00:39:00,487 --> 00:39:02,493 We gotta get out of the neighborhood. 588 00:39:02,527 --> 00:39:04,917 You won't make it. You'll crack your head. 589 00:39:04,940 --> 00:39:07,770 - Not if you stamp your feet. - If I what? 590 00:39:07,947 --> 00:39:10,453 Stamp your feet. I'll follow the sound. 591 00:39:13,623 --> 00:39:17,723 - Like this? - Louder. I can hear the noise. I'll follow you. 592 00:39:18,407 --> 00:39:21,710 - That's good! Now move out! - Jesus. 593 00:39:22,157 --> 00:39:23,893 We gotta find the subway. 594 00:39:26,093 --> 00:39:29,300 - I feel ridiculous. - You look fine to me! 595 00:39:30,427 --> 00:39:33,227 I think we should kill them. We have to. 596 00:39:33,473 --> 00:39:35,610 We don't want them to identify us. 597 00:39:35,977 --> 00:39:38,130 It's not up to me. It's up to Sutherland. 598 00:39:38,287 --> 00:39:40,773 If he wants us to kill them, we'll kill them. 599 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:44,510 Right now, I just want to get them out of there and get the coin. 600 00:39:50,993 --> 00:39:53,910 Mr. Kerew? How did you get out of jail? 601 00:39:53,953 --> 00:39:56,760 - Who is it? - It's all right. It's us. 602 00:39:56,957 --> 00:39:59,803 - Your lawyers. - Shalimar. 603 00:40:00,180 --> 00:40:02,667 That's right. Shalimar. 604 00:40:04,203 --> 00:40:06,307 What is Mr. Lyons doing? 605 00:40:06,353 --> 00:40:09,137 He's going to the bathroom. He's gotta go real bad. 606 00:40:09,233 --> 00:40:14,030 And I told him, if you gotta go, you gotta go! Go! 607 00:40:14,663 --> 00:40:20,403 - Wally? - Yeah, don't worry about me. You go on without me! I'll catch up later. 608 00:40:20,427 --> 00:40:23,067 When you gotta go, you gotta go, you know? 609 00:40:23,243 --> 00:40:25,407 Not everybody can stand around and wait! 610 00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:31,283 Just go! Don't worry about me, okay? I'll catch up with you later! Do you hear me? 611 00:40:31,473 --> 00:40:37,077 - Sure. I hear you fine. - You snuck up on me. Damn you. 612 00:40:37,477 --> 00:40:40,883 You're close enough now. You can read my lips. 613 00:40:41,123 --> 00:40:42,347 Yes, I can. 614 00:40:42,643 --> 00:40:44,900 - Guess who I ran into today? - Who? 615 00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:48,600 [MOUTHING] The killers. 616 00:40:49,723 --> 00:40:52,640 The, uh, kidders? 617 00:40:52,773 --> 00:40:55,433 Where did you learn to lip-read, underwater? 618 00:40:56,497 --> 00:41:00,733 The "killers," Mr. Lyons. The killers. 619 00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,840 May I have the coin, Mr. Kerew? 620 00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:05,360 What coin are we talking about? 621 00:41:06,943 --> 00:41:08,547 They may not know they have it. 622 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,707 Excuse me. 623 00:41:14,170 --> 00:41:16,473 Let's see if I can find it. 624 00:41:18,287 --> 00:41:22,293 I don't know what you're looking for, but it's a little to the right. 625 00:41:24,683 --> 00:41:25,607 Oh... 626 00:41:26,693 --> 00:41:27,697 Here it is. 627 00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:32,047 - Here what is? - It's a rare gold coin, Mr. Kerew. 628 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:37,650 Very valuable. Mr. Scotto put it in your cigar box before he passed away. 629 00:41:37,673 --> 00:41:39,820 You mean I've had it all the time? 630 00:41:40,473 --> 00:41:43,573 - Well, now what? - You know how I feel. 631 00:41:44,153 --> 00:41:45,657 Can we go now? 632 00:41:46,217 --> 00:41:48,920 I'll call our employer and find out. 633 00:41:53,300 --> 00:41:57,053 - Say, my man... - Mr. Kerew, not so fast. 634 00:41:57,783 --> 00:42:01,467 I wanted to know, you make a lot of money in this line of work? 635 00:42:01,490 --> 00:42:05,200 Yes, Mr. Sutherland, we have them both. And the coin. 636 00:42:07,133 --> 00:42:11,817 Well, yes, actually I do. But there's no unions or benefits. 637 00:42:11,873 --> 00:42:13,030 That's right. 638 00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:15,347 What time do you land? 639 00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:19,340 I'll return tomorrow morning at approximately 8:37. 640 00:42:19,593 --> 00:42:23,393 All right. We'll go to Great Gorge and we'll wait for your call. 641 00:42:23,637 --> 00:42:26,037 But we have to leave the country tomorrow morning. 642 00:42:26,100 --> 00:42:29,103 Don't worry, my dear. Everything's arranged. 643 00:42:29,807 --> 00:42:31,813 All right, Mr. Sutherland. Goodbye. 644 00:42:32,997 --> 00:42:36,087 Sort of like a picky person. Ha, ha. 645 00:42:37,327 --> 00:42:38,630 What's it to be? 646 00:42:39,120 --> 00:42:43,123 - I'll wait in the car. - No, meet me behind the diner. 647 00:42:44,420 --> 00:42:45,820 Goodbye, Mr. Lyons. 648 00:42:46,003 --> 00:42:49,167 I hope I bump into you again. 649 00:42:50,227 --> 00:42:51,693 I don't think so. 650 00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:54,067 See, I'll be leaving the country 651 00:42:54,497 --> 00:42:55,603 and you'll be dead. 652 00:42:56,030 --> 00:42:59,400 Dead? I thought you weren't gonna kill us. 653 00:43:01,140 --> 00:43:03,200 Afraid not. Goodbye. 654 00:43:03,247 --> 00:43:04,453 Wait. Wait a second. 655 00:43:05,097 --> 00:43:07,197 Don't we get a last request? 656 00:43:10,180 --> 00:43:11,480 What would you like? 657 00:43:13,007 --> 00:43:15,007 Would you scratch my nose for me? 658 00:43:29,640 --> 00:43:33,097 You're a very sick woman. 659 00:43:34,037 --> 00:43:38,037 - What would you like? - I suppose a fuck is out of the question? 660 00:43:39,523 --> 00:43:41,230 I'm afraid so. 661 00:43:42,983 --> 00:43:43,990 Goodbye. 662 00:43:46,033 --> 00:43:47,447 Let's go, gentlemen. 663 00:43:47,520 --> 00:43:51,327 We don't know nothing about no gold coin. 664 00:43:51,373 --> 00:43:52,423 Why do you gotta kill us? 665 00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:55,550 - Because you're both witnesses. - I don't understand this. 666 00:43:55,903 --> 00:44:00,010 Why are we making it easier for you? Why don't you just do it here? 667 00:44:00,273 --> 00:44:03,280 Why in an alley? Why don't you kill us right here? 668 00:44:04,477 --> 00:44:06,783 - Fine. - Big mouth. 669 00:44:07,477 --> 00:44:10,933 Wait. We won't talk. I promise. 670 00:44:11,100 --> 00:44:13,110 Please, don't do this. 671 00:44:14,017 --> 00:44:16,600 Dave, stop the begging, man. 672 00:44:16,997 --> 00:44:18,897 We gotta go out with dignity. 673 00:44:19,540 --> 00:44:22,443 All I want to know is, what time is it? 674 00:44:22,770 --> 00:44:27,077 - Did you say what time is it? - Yes, I did. What time is it? 675 00:44:27,123 --> 00:44:29,180 Your time is up, Mr. Kerew. 676 00:44:29,193 --> 00:44:34,677 If I have to die, I want my friend to tell me what time it is. 677 00:44:35,823 --> 00:44:36,627 Oh. 678 00:44:36,980 --> 00:44:38,187 What time it is? 679 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:42,503 It's 3:00. 680 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:46,193 Not yet. Not yet. It's 12...Wait. 681 00:44:46,650 --> 00:44:49,450 It's 10:00 now. Wait, 12:00. 682 00:44:49,483 --> 00:44:50,900 - Make up your mind! - It's 12:00. 683 00:44:50,933 --> 00:44:54,433 It is not 12:00. It's 11: 15. It's 12:00. It's 12:00! 684 00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:59,683 It's about time. Quick! This way. This way. 685 00:44:59,907 --> 00:45:01,270 Careful. Narrow. Narrow. 686 00:45:02,773 --> 00:45:04,073 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 687 00:45:05,140 --> 00:45:06,740 Other way! Other way! 688 00:45:06,833 --> 00:45:09,203 Hurry, Wally! Hurry, Wally! Come on, Wally! 689 00:45:09,237 --> 00:45:11,257 - Where we going? - This way. 690 00:45:19,503 --> 00:45:24,097 - What's up? - Get behind this car. There's a car. Watch your knees. 691 00:45:25,277 --> 00:45:28,423 - What's up? - Policemen have set up a barricade. 692 00:45:28,630 --> 00:45:30,533 This is running. Anybody in it? 693 00:45:30,780 --> 00:45:33,683 - This is a squad car. - I know that. Is anyone in it? 694 00:45:34,020 --> 00:45:36,427 - I can't do this. - Yes, you can. 695 00:45:36,523 --> 00:45:38,783 My hands are cuffed. I can't drive. 696 00:45:38,807 --> 00:45:42,407 Who said anything about you? We gotta get out. 697 00:45:42,433 --> 00:45:46,017 - We're not gonna get 10 feet. - Yes, we can. Get in. 698 00:45:48,900 --> 00:45:51,200 Wally, you're gonna kill somebody. 699 00:45:51,953 --> 00:45:54,117 I got the wheel, you take the pedals. 700 00:45:54,140 --> 00:45:57,040 - You say something? - I got the wheel, you take the pedals. 701 00:45:57,167 --> 00:46:00,367 Oh, no! Forward! Wally, go forward! 702 00:46:03,047 --> 00:46:05,563 - How am I doing? - Watch the road! 703 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,207 - If it'll make you feel better. - Left! 704 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:09,307 Watch out! 705 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:18,820 Headquarters, this is Barricade 4! Headquarters, this is Barricade 4! 706 00:46:19,403 --> 00:46:21,203 I hate when that happens. 707 00:46:29,507 --> 00:46:31,453 Are you stupid? You want to die? 708 00:46:31,477 --> 00:46:35,450 - Police emergency. Out of the car. - Police? Show me your badge. 709 00:46:35,507 --> 00:46:37,220 This is my badge. 710 00:46:37,243 --> 00:46:40,847 - They crashed through in a squad car. - Who the hell was driving? 711 00:46:40,967 --> 00:46:42,570 I think it's the blind guy. 712 00:46:44,323 --> 00:46:46,930 Get in the car! Open that up! 713 00:46:47,547 --> 00:46:49,903 Get me down Seventh Avenue, right away. 714 00:46:52,890 --> 00:46:54,923 Turn right! Turn right! Stop! 715 00:46:54,957 --> 00:46:57,330 Turn right! Straight ahead. 716 00:46:57,597 --> 00:47:00,633 Left! Right! Straight! Left! Left! 717 00:47:00,657 --> 00:47:02,227 Turn left! Turn left! 718 00:47:06,697 --> 00:47:08,777 Right. Right. To the right. 719 00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:12,567 We're going the wrong way on a one-way street. A little right. 720 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,630 - Get on the sidewalk! - Look out! 721 00:47:20,643 --> 00:47:23,207 A little right. A little left. Right. Turn right! 722 00:47:23,300 --> 00:47:24,600 Where are you going? 723 00:47:26,403 --> 00:47:28,107 These streets are bumpy. 724 00:47:30,400 --> 00:47:32,307 You're driving on the sidewalk! 725 00:47:36,141 --> 00:47:37,341 Turn left! 726 00:47:38,003 --> 00:47:40,003 What the fuck was that? Aah! 727 00:47:45,657 --> 00:47:48,580 Go on home. Your mother's looking for you. 728 00:47:51,400 --> 00:47:53,403 - Get me close. - I'm trying. 729 00:47:53,607 --> 00:47:55,447 Left, left. I said, left! 730 00:47:55,463 --> 00:47:58,947 - You said right. - I said, left! A little left! A little left! 731 00:47:59,747 --> 00:48:02,467 - Where am I? - Turn right! Right! Right! 732 00:48:03,043 --> 00:48:05,530 Cows! Cows! Cows! 733 00:48:11,603 --> 00:48:15,197 We're in a warehouse, and you've just hit a cow. 734 00:48:15,483 --> 00:48:18,123 I think you better back up. 735 00:48:18,477 --> 00:48:22,597 Good, good, good. And stop. Stop! 736 00:48:23,290 --> 00:48:27,663 Go slowly to your left and try to stay off the sidewalk. 737 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:29,403 Turn right. Turn right. 738 00:48:43,523 --> 00:48:45,330 I just ripped my good pants. 739 00:48:47,823 --> 00:48:50,623 I can take the wheel now. Slide over me. 740 00:48:53,140 --> 00:48:54,390 Slide over me. 741 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:57,407 Wally, I can't... Wally! 742 00:48:59,003 --> 00:48:59,907 Wally! 743 00:49:02,523 --> 00:49:04,850 I can't see. I can't see. 744 00:49:05,003 --> 00:49:07,750 - Wally, I can't see. - I can't see either. 745 00:49:08,053 --> 00:49:11,550 - Wally, I can't drive if you don't push the seat back. - I'm stuck. 746 00:49:12,637 --> 00:49:16,400 Push the seat back. Find the lever and push the seat back. 747 00:49:17,523 --> 00:49:18,723 I've got it! 748 00:49:23,067 --> 00:49:26,470 - What happened? - We had a very close call. 749 00:49:28,547 --> 00:49:30,857 - Thank you. - Wally, I can't see. 750 00:49:33,577 --> 00:49:35,727 - Move your hands. I can't see. - OK. 751 00:49:37,527 --> 00:49:39,627 I'll get that son of a bitch now! 752 00:49:43,980 --> 00:49:45,807 Is there somebody shooting at us? 753 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:49,320 I didn't hear anything. 754 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,260 - Wally! Left! - My nuts! 755 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,560 - Left! - You're mashing my nuts! Ah! 756 00:50:05,767 --> 00:50:08,067 Brakes! Wally, put on the brakes! 757 00:50:31,437 --> 00:50:32,367 Where are we? 758 00:50:32,683 --> 00:50:35,300 I think we're floating towards New Jersey. 759 00:50:35,607 --> 00:50:39,660 - No shit. I got relatives in Jersey. - How nice for you. 760 00:50:41,103 --> 00:50:44,403 - You could read her lips, right? - Yes, I could. 761 00:50:44,887 --> 00:50:45,893 What did she say? 762 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:48,300 She said, "I'll give it to you tomorrow. 763 00:50:48,403 --> 00:50:52,467 We'll go to Grace George in the morning and wait for your call." 764 00:50:52,903 --> 00:50:56,510 Then she said, "We have to leave the country tomorrow." 765 00:50:56,903 --> 00:50:57,907 Okay. 766 00:50:58,090 --> 00:51:02,230 We have to find this Grace George and wait for them to show up. 767 00:51:02,333 --> 00:51:03,437 Are you with me? 768 00:51:04,577 --> 00:51:07,330 Am I with you? Of course. 769 00:51:07,883 --> 00:51:09,597 You've earned my trust, Wally. 770 00:51:10,877 --> 00:51:12,883 You're always watching out for me. 771 00:51:13,557 --> 00:51:15,400 And you never get me into trouble. 772 00:51:16,453 --> 00:51:19,850 Sometimes life is a little boring with you, 773 00:51:21,067 --> 00:51:24,907 but that's a small price to pay for such a wonderful friendship. 774 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,220 That's a sweet thing you just said. 775 00:51:29,817 --> 00:51:32,223 Do you mean everything you just said? 776 00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:37,093 I'll tell you exactly how I feel in just a minute or two. 777 00:51:39,733 --> 00:51:42,003 Right now I'm a little overwhelmed... 778 00:51:43,807 --> 00:51:50,233 by the stink of the 7000 tons of garbage that you drove me into. 779 00:51:51,043 --> 00:51:52,677 Is that what it is? 780 00:51:53,103 --> 00:51:55,110 I thought you let one go. 781 00:51:55,283 --> 00:51:57,567 That's why I didn't say nothing. 782 00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,533 That was kind of you. Thank you. 783 00:52:02,307 --> 00:52:05,400 2286, this is Dispatch. What is your location? 784 00:52:06,603 --> 00:52:08,820 2286, please respond. Over. 785 00:52:10,250 --> 00:52:12,843 Can you please hurry? We have to bury the car. 786 00:52:13,002 --> 00:52:14,002 Ou, ou! 787 00:52:14,830 --> 00:52:17,937 Je... Jesus! Be careful, will you? 788 00:52:18,070 --> 00:52:19,907 Take it easy. Take it easy. 789 00:52:20,203 --> 00:52:24,010 - I'm doing damn good for a blind man. - What'd you say? 790 00:52:24,103 --> 00:52:27,107 I said, I'm doing damn good for a... 791 00:52:27,403 --> 00:52:30,253 You know what, I'm getting tired of this deaf shit. 792 00:52:30,430 --> 00:52:35,190 You can't hear anything I say, even if I scream in your ear? 793 00:52:35,807 --> 00:52:39,303 - I don't know. I've never tried it. - Really? 794 00:52:39,930 --> 00:52:44,837 No. It seems crazy, after all these years, but I've never done that before. 795 00:52:45,083 --> 00:52:47,683 I would like you to. Go ahead, Wally. 796 00:52:47,817 --> 00:52:51,120 I want you to. Let's give it a try. 797 00:52:54,200 --> 00:52:55,107 Dave? 798 00:52:56,430 --> 00:52:57,980 I want you to listen to me. 799 00:52:59,703 --> 00:53:03,210 I'm going to try. Open up them pores, OK? 800 00:53:03,877 --> 00:53:07,357 Be responsive to what I'm going to say. 801 00:53:07,703 --> 00:53:11,810 I want you to hear me. OK?! 802 00:53:11,860 --> 00:53:13,360 Shazam! 803 00:53:13,503 --> 00:53:15,707 Can you hear me?! 804 00:53:16,677 --> 00:53:17,500 Oh! 805 00:53:19,077 --> 00:53:20,077 What?! 806 00:53:20,657 --> 00:53:23,760 - Wally! - What? 807 00:53:24,583 --> 00:53:27,330 - Jesus! I heard something! - Yes! 808 00:53:27,363 --> 00:53:29,297 I heard your voice! 809 00:53:29,323 --> 00:53:33,203 - You heard me? - Wally, I heard your voice! 810 00:53:33,237 --> 00:53:35,300 - You can hear me, Dave! - What? 811 00:53:35,467 --> 00:53:37,567 You can hear me! 812 00:53:38,203 --> 00:53:42,007 No, schmuck! I'm deaf! 813 00:53:42,323 --> 00:53:43,927 Now do you get it?! 814 00:53:51,950 --> 00:53:55,900 - I'm not a crybaby. - Hmph! You are a crybaby. 815 00:53:56,147 --> 00:53:57,547 Well, guess what you are. 816 00:53:57,680 --> 00:54:02,490 A blind, egotistical asshole who denies he can't see shit. 817 00:54:02,523 --> 00:54:06,253 Denies? You're the one who denies! This is you, right? 818 00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:11,200 "I'm not deaf. I can read lips. Don't call me a deaf person." 819 00:54:11,403 --> 00:54:14,297 Well, fuck it. I'm blind! You hear me? 820 00:54:14,770 --> 00:54:18,770 Because some asshole drunk-drived me into a fire hydrant 821 00:54:19,003 --> 00:54:20,510 and I'm blind for life. 822 00:54:20,603 --> 00:54:22,703 He gets six months' suspended sentence. 823 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:27,570 But fuck it. I'm not gonna worry about him. Fuck him. 824 00:54:27,753 --> 00:54:30,980 - You swear a lot. - You're fucking-A right! 825 00:54:31,023 --> 00:54:35,287 Fucking-A! Something bothers you, fuck it. Your wife leaves you, fuck her. 826 00:54:35,317 --> 00:54:40,360 Boss fires you, fuck him. Hey, fuck it. Fuck them. Fuck it, right? 827 00:54:40,407 --> 00:54:42,650 - You're fucking right! - That's right. 828 00:54:42,707 --> 00:54:48,223 You know that it's a blessing to be able to do that? You're a lucky guy. I can't do it. 829 00:54:48,427 --> 00:54:50,567 Well, fucking change! 830 00:54:50,907 --> 00:54:52,023 Fuck. 831 00:54:53,380 --> 00:54:54,983 Easy for you to say. 832 00:54:55,780 --> 00:54:59,407 It's not easy for me to say. I'm blind. 833 00:54:59,700 --> 00:55:03,580 You're blind. But when you walk down the street, people want to touch you. 834 00:55:03,993 --> 00:55:07,340 When you're deaf, they don't wanna. They might catch something. 835 00:55:07,407 --> 00:55:11,130 - Like you're some kind of leper. - We're being bitter, aren't we? 836 00:55:11,153 --> 00:55:13,460 I accept what I can do and what I can't do. 837 00:55:13,487 --> 00:55:16,920 I don't think running around catching vicious, scum killers 838 00:55:16,977 --> 00:55:21,377 is something you and I are the best-equipped people in the world at doing. 839 00:55:21,570 --> 00:55:23,477 Bullshit! You're an actor. 840 00:55:23,593 --> 00:55:27,660 If you don't tell anyone you're deaf or I'm blind, we can do anything. 841 00:55:27,683 --> 00:55:30,227 - I guarantee it. - You guarantee it? 842 00:55:30,253 --> 00:55:34,360 Right. And if you won't help me, I'll do it fucking alone, 843 00:55:34,423 --> 00:55:37,330 because I don't need you or anyone else! 844 00:55:37,803 --> 00:55:41,287 Well, OK. Well, now I get the point. 845 00:55:41,793 --> 00:55:44,493 Excusez-moi, Monsieur Hot-Shit. 846 00:55:44,767 --> 00:55:49,320 I'll just go have a nice hot bath and a cocktail before dinner. 847 00:55:49,403 --> 00:55:52,683 Wait, Dave. We ought to cool out a little bit. 848 00:55:52,707 --> 00:55:54,210 Have a nice day. Just keep our heads. 849 00:55:55,097 --> 00:56:00,507 I figure me and you, we know a lot. Dave! Ah! 850 00:56:00,800 --> 00:56:06,203 Goddamn it! Dave! Dave! How in the fuck do you expect me to get out of this shit?! 851 00:56:07,467 --> 00:56:08,473 Dave! 852 00:56:09,187 --> 00:56:10,740 Shit's cold! 853 00:56:12,466 --> 00:56:14,666 Come back! We have to bury the car! 854 00:56:16,750 --> 00:56:20,353 There are steps coming up. Three steps. And, one. 855 00:56:26,183 --> 00:56:27,283 Oh, no. 856 00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:32,830 Back, back. Back, Wally. And turn. And one, two, three. 857 00:56:32,847 --> 00:56:37,253 And turn. Very good. That's lovely. And go. And we go. 858 00:56:43,503 --> 00:56:46,437 - Hello? - Collect call from Earvin Johnson. 859 00:56:46,457 --> 00:56:48,853 - Will you accept the charges? - Yes, operator. 860 00:56:48,937 --> 00:56:52,810 Hi, guess who. Just tell me you're all right. 861 00:56:53,003 --> 00:56:56,673 I'm great. I wish you were here with your car. 862 00:56:56,747 --> 00:57:01,777 You could bring lots of money, a couple of beers if possible, probably cold. 863 00:57:01,823 --> 00:57:05,767 I need a racing form and binoculars. Where are you? 864 00:57:05,960 --> 00:57:08,253 A little motel on the interstate, 865 00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,567 about five miles west of the George Washington. 866 00:57:30,077 --> 00:57:32,037 Headquarters, this is Steely. Over. 867 00:57:37,707 --> 00:57:39,710 She's going into Room 18. 868 00:57:46,903 --> 00:57:48,410 Now. Now. 869 00:58:28,363 --> 00:58:30,377 That's a hell of a place to park. 870 00:58:34,067 --> 00:58:35,737 She's checked into Room 18. Where? 871 00:58:35,760 --> 00:58:37,367 Over here. Right here. 872 00:58:38,627 --> 00:58:39,733 Let me have that. 873 00:58:41,623 --> 00:58:45,593 This is the police. You are surrounded. 874 00:58:46,003 --> 00:58:51,200 All right, jokers, you got 10 seconds to come out with your hands up. 875 00:58:51,503 --> 00:58:52,403 Ten, 876 00:58:53,200 --> 00:58:54,300 nine, 877 00:58:54,997 --> 00:58:56,000 eight, 878 00:58:56,703 --> 00:58:57,703 seven... 879 00:58:59,853 --> 00:59:00,757 six... 880 00:59:02,737 --> 00:59:04,507 She said she was 18. - Five... 881 00:59:06,733 --> 00:59:11,000 four, three... The county is really cracking down. 882 00:59:11,407 --> 00:59:12,307 Two, 883 00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:13,883 one. 884 00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:20,400 All right, let's go! 885 00:59:41,850 --> 00:59:45,993 Goddamn them. Goddamn them. Take it easy, we'll find them. 886 00:59:46,257 --> 00:59:49,503 Search the entire area. They gotta be around here someplace. 887 00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:54,207 For chrissakes, how far could they get? An all-cars alert! 888 00:59:54,853 --> 00:59:57,780 Sergeant Keller, I need every man you can spare 889 00:59:57,807 --> 01:00:00,930 to surround the area and comb the hills. 890 01:00:00,977 --> 01:00:02,580 Damn those guys. 891 01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,560 I'll get them. I'm gonna get them. 892 01:00:06,903 --> 01:00:08,497 We gotta cover every road. 893 01:00:08,553 --> 01:00:12,453 Your men have to be aware that this is a number-one-priority manhunt. 894 01:00:18,403 --> 01:00:23,810 Dave, meet my sister, Adele. Adele, this is my dear friend, David. 895 01:00:23,843 --> 01:00:25,660 How do you do? How do you do? 896 01:00:33,070 --> 01:00:35,773 There she is. Careful, your knees. 897 01:00:39,550 --> 01:00:44,280 First thing we do is find a phone book. Look up this lady, "Grace George." 898 01:00:44,453 --> 01:00:49,300 Then we get the coin, they come look for us and we wait with the police. 899 01:00:49,407 --> 01:00:53,043 There can't be many Grace Georges. You mean the resort? 900 01:00:53,100 --> 01:00:56,100 No, the person they're giving the coin to. 901 01:00:56,487 --> 01:01:00,120 Great Gorge is a big resort in Vernon Valley. 902 01:01:00,143 --> 01:01:03,133 How do you know that? I almost got married there. 903 01:01:03,300 --> 01:01:05,807 I think David got things a little mixed up. 904 01:01:06,973 --> 01:01:07,977 What did she say? 905 01:01:08,263 --> 01:01:10,867 She said she thinks you're an asshole! 906 01:01:19,700 --> 01:01:23,700 I'm sorry, sir. We're fully booked. You gotta have something. 907 01:01:24,147 --> 01:01:29,823 I'm sorry, we're booked. Everything is taken by the medical convention. 908 01:01:29,870 --> 01:01:32,933 We have people coming here from all over the world. 909 01:01:33,267 --> 01:01:34,540 I don't have anything. 910 01:01:34,553 --> 01:01:37,233 What about cancellations? She doesn't have any rooms? 911 01:01:37,687 --> 01:01:40,193 I don't wanna take my wife to a motel. 912 01:01:41,040 --> 01:01:43,533 We're supposed to hold these till midnight. 913 01:01:45,000 --> 01:01:48,953 I have a couple from London, a doctor from Sweden 914 01:01:49,007 --> 01:01:52,410 and a doctor from Germany who still haven't arrived. 915 01:01:54,137 --> 01:01:58,003 Tell you what, if none of these people show up by 10:00, 916 01:01:58,203 --> 01:02:01,937 I'll let their rooms go. But you have to wait till 10. 917 01:02:01,990 --> 01:02:05,753 All right. Thank you. Can we go to the bar? 918 01:02:06,017 --> 01:02:07,423 Yes, of course. 919 01:02:07,900 --> 01:02:09,500 Sorry I couldn't help you. 920 01:02:12,703 --> 01:02:16,697 Hi, I'm blind. Could you show me where the ladies' room is? 921 01:02:16,733 --> 01:02:18,433 Oh, sure, it's right over... 922 01:02:19,007 --> 01:02:22,363 Oh, pfft, sorry, I'll show you. Give me your hand. 923 01:02:23,700 --> 01:02:26,680 No, wait. The other one. Here we go. 924 01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:28,760 Thank you so much. 925 01:02:35,297 --> 01:02:37,947 You're Dr. Johannson from Sweden. 926 01:02:38,003 --> 01:02:39,907 Johannson from Sweden. 927 01:02:42,403 --> 01:02:45,410 I'm from Sweden. Can I help you, gentlemen? 928 01:02:45,467 --> 01:02:46,967 I'm from Sweden. 929 01:02:47,550 --> 01:02:52,877 Oh. You must be Dr. Johannson. Yo, Johannson from Sweden. 930 01:02:52,900 --> 01:02:54,903 I'm a Swede, and you're a sweetie. 931 01:02:56,237 --> 01:02:58,923 Thank you. Uh... And you must be? 932 01:02:59,057 --> 01:03:00,957 I'm Dr. Kesselbaum. 933 01:03:01,443 --> 01:03:06,983 - Uh, you mean Kesselring? - Kesselring! Right. I forget my own name next. 934 01:03:08,123 --> 01:03:11,880 You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. 935 01:03:12,667 --> 01:03:16,887 There you are. You move so fast, like a little hummingbird. Just: 936 01:03:18,650 --> 01:03:22,200 You're a little sneaker. You got wings like Mercury. 937 01:03:22,263 --> 01:03:26,887 You're such a nice...Oh! There he is again. You're gonna rub it off. 938 01:03:26,973 --> 01:03:28,780 A little lunch you had left over. 939 01:03:29,840 --> 01:03:33,243 - Here you are. - Danke. 940 01:03:33,393 --> 01:03:37,963 We thought you might not make it. You had trouble with your visa? 941 01:03:38,430 --> 01:03:42,240 Then suddenly they accepted American Express. Go figure! 942 01:03:42,447 --> 01:03:45,367 We don't go home without it, I'll tell you that. 943 01:03:48,700 --> 01:03:51,687 - Uh, here, why don't you fill these out? - Thank you. 944 01:03:54,463 --> 01:03:57,870 Here you are, doctor. I got mine and you got yours. 945 01:03:58,970 --> 01:04:02,927 We're out of double rooms. I saved you a suite with two queens. 946 01:04:03,060 --> 01:04:07,160 Well, get them fellas out of there! We want to get some sleep. Right, doctor? 947 01:04:09,347 --> 01:04:11,350 Here we go. Here's your key. 948 01:04:11,723 --> 01:04:16,930 Thank you. Come, doctor, we gotta get some sleep now. Make some Z's. 949 01:04:17,317 --> 01:04:20,387 I hope you don't snore. I'll send you back to Germany. 950 01:04:20,403 --> 01:04:22,633 That's better than Philadelphia. 951 01:04:29,843 --> 01:04:31,700 Good thing the girl remembered the sister. 952 01:04:31,733 --> 01:04:34,640 Put out an APB on that convertible. 953 01:04:35,157 --> 01:04:38,663 Where can they be? They couldn't have gotten far. 954 01:04:38,670 --> 01:04:40,990 Who knows with these guys? Eh. 955 01:04:41,793 --> 01:04:45,347 I'm telling you, these guys are getting to me. 956 01:04:45,393 --> 01:04:47,380 Take it easy, Emile. Take it easy. 957 01:04:47,403 --> 01:04:49,513 Don't those state cops have anything? 958 01:04:49,950 --> 01:04:53,750 Jesus, I have 28 years on the force, a wife and five kids. 959 01:04:53,777 --> 01:04:57,207 A blind guy and a deaf guy are making me look like an asshole. 960 01:04:57,243 --> 01:04:59,077 That's the truth. Huh? 961 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:00,593 Sam 1, over. 962 01:05:04,483 --> 01:05:05,633 I think it's them. 963 01:05:07,237 --> 01:05:09,217 Nuts! What is it? 964 01:05:09,750 --> 01:05:11,650 They just went behind some trees. 965 01:05:13,403 --> 01:05:17,203 There, there! Yes, it's them. They're going into the building. 966 01:05:35,533 --> 01:05:39,100 - Tell him to hurry. This isn't easy. - Hey, hey, hey. 967 01:05:39,573 --> 01:05:41,923 Hold it steady. This isn't easy. 968 01:05:59,433 --> 01:06:02,483 I know where the coin is, but he's in the room. Get him out. 969 01:06:02,507 --> 01:06:05,310 I'll get him out of there. You just get the coin. 970 01:06:05,593 --> 01:06:10,000 Adele, wait! I need some money. I might have to buy somebody. 971 01:06:12,950 --> 01:06:14,257 You all right, Dave? 972 01:06:22,033 --> 01:06:24,033 Oh. Trouble. 973 01:06:25,747 --> 01:06:27,850 Hey, give me Room 49, please. Hurry. 974 01:06:29,050 --> 01:06:29,953 Yes. 975 01:06:31,287 --> 01:06:32,193 What? 976 01:06:32,567 --> 01:06:37,073 I told him I had enough trouble with two-wheel drive. I hate this. 977 01:06:37,177 --> 01:06:40,883 All right, it's not the end of the world, it's just an accident. 978 01:06:40,937 --> 01:06:44,690 You're damaged, I'm damaged. Remove your car from my bumper... 979 01:06:44,757 --> 01:06:48,557 No, no, he'll kill me. My husband is an insurance man. 980 01:06:48,580 --> 01:06:50,027 Can you imagine if I didn't file a claim? 981 01:06:50,053 --> 01:06:52,777 That's not my problem. I'm in a hurry, please. 982 01:06:52,800 --> 01:06:57,900 Wait a minute. I got my card here. Don't get excited. I know I have it. 983 01:07:01,327 --> 01:07:02,903 - Oh. - Oops. 984 01:07:04,000 --> 01:07:08,600 - Thank you for helping me. - That's okay. That's why we're here. 985 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,067 I must have left my keys on the dining-room table. 986 01:07:14,233 --> 01:07:17,510 Want me to wait? No, no, no. I've gotta go to bed. 987 01:07:17,537 --> 01:07:20,050 I had a humungous breakfast. Made me tired. 988 01:07:20,107 --> 01:07:23,413 I got three postcards and I registered for the bingo. 989 01:07:23,608 --> 01:07:25,398 That's a lot for one day. 990 01:07:25,427 --> 01:07:29,267 Well, you take care of yourself. You too. Bye-bye. 991 01:07:32,953 --> 01:07:34,860 I'm right here. Good. 992 01:07:35,703 --> 01:07:38,423 You'll warn me if anyone comes? I'll yell my head off. 993 01:07:38,447 --> 01:07:40,853 Nobody's gonna come. Just get the coin. 994 01:08:00,700 --> 01:08:04,583 You sure you put him in 357? Maybe he switched rooms. 995 01:08:04,607 --> 01:08:06,720 - No. It's not possible. - Oh, shit. 996 01:08:06,753 --> 01:08:10,293 There are no other rooms, Dr. Cornfeld. I have nothing to switch to. 997 01:08:10,357 --> 01:08:15,207 - Oh, there he is! Dr. Johannson! - Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! Dr. Johannson! 998 01:08:15,237 --> 01:08:19,303 You! Where have you been, doctor? I've come to pick you up. 999 01:08:19,410 --> 01:08:22,967 - Well, I'm a little bit too heavy for that, my dear. - Too heavy... 1000 01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:27,857 Did you get lost, Dr. Johannson? "Yo-hannson." How soon we forget. 1001 01:08:27,950 --> 01:08:32,153 The seminar's beginning. We don't want to start without the main performer. 1002 01:08:32,207 --> 01:08:35,750 Great. I'll wait here for him. When he comes, I'll be down... 1003 01:08:35,773 --> 01:08:39,080 Always joking. I had no idea you were this much fun. 1004 01:10:05,340 --> 01:10:06,347 Kirgo? 1005 01:10:07,233 --> 01:10:12,440 I'd like to introduce our panel, four eminent specialists in their field: 1006 01:10:12,707 --> 01:10:15,233 Dr. Saul Jenner, cardiology. 1007 01:10:15,677 --> 01:10:18,680 Dr. Harold Orlow, pathology. 1008 01:10:19,497 --> 01:10:22,140 Dr. Rita Bennett, ophthalmology. 1009 01:10:22,957 --> 01:10:25,357 And in his first visit to the U.S., 1010 01:10:25,443 --> 01:10:30,450 the eminent Swedish gynecologist, Dr. Conrad Johannson. 1011 01:10:31,123 --> 01:10:32,030 Yo. 1012 01:10:50,500 --> 01:10:51,707 Hold it right there. 1013 01:10:53,337 --> 01:10:55,997 Get away from that table or I'll blow your brains out. 1014 01:10:57,987 --> 01:10:59,193 Move! Move! 1015 01:11:04,900 --> 01:11:06,103 All right, get them up. 1016 01:11:08,427 --> 01:11:11,303 Come on. Hands over your head. 1017 01:11:12,703 --> 01:11:14,700 Both! Both of them! 1018 01:11:37,483 --> 01:11:38,687 You're good. 1019 01:11:39,703 --> 01:11:41,307 You're real good. 1020 01:11:55,940 --> 01:11:59,443 This is the best relationship I've had with a woman in eight years. 1021 01:12:16,820 --> 01:12:18,327 So long, sweetheart. 1022 01:12:18,770 --> 01:12:22,977 Another time, another place, we might've had a chance. 1023 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,180 You will write, won't you? 1024 01:12:28,203 --> 01:12:30,803 Dr. Johannson, my question is for you. 1025 01:12:31,390 --> 01:12:35,827 In your paper on multiple orgasms in geriatric women, 1026 01:12:36,423 --> 01:12:39,540 you attribute increased sexual appetite, 1027 01:12:39,830 --> 01:12:42,577 to a lactose-restricted diet. 1028 01:12:42,950 --> 01:12:47,050 Now, I know you're modest, but I really must insist on pinning you down here. 1029 01:12:47,473 --> 01:12:51,817 Doctor, which exercise would you find most beneficial 1030 01:12:52,100 --> 01:12:54,087 to geriatric sexuality? 1031 01:12:56,430 --> 01:12:57,533 Oh, boy. 1032 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:01,807 Well, some of my patients prefer walking. 1033 01:13:02,227 --> 01:13:04,367 Some prefer bicycling. 1034 01:13:04,600 --> 01:13:09,723 But for your best results, to guarantee satisfaction, 1035 01:13:09,920 --> 01:13:12,023 most of them like fucking. 1036 01:13:12,920 --> 01:13:15,283 You know, punta, punta, punta. 1037 01:13:16,003 --> 01:13:20,493 I like it myself. One in the morning and late at night. 1038 01:13:20,600 --> 01:13:24,453 Put everything back in your purse and you can move your vehicle. 1039 01:13:24,507 --> 01:13:28,407 But if he leaves me, what is gonna happen to me and the twins? 1040 01:13:28,980 --> 01:13:32,793 I don't know anybody. People never treat me as nicely as you do. 1041 01:13:32,850 --> 01:13:36,507 I've been extremely rude. I'm just gonna leave you now. 1042 01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:38,807 No, move your car. Get out of your way. 1043 01:13:38,923 --> 01:13:41,487 It's against my car. Look... - Kirgo. 1044 01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:43,243 Where the hell were you? 1045 01:13:44,433 --> 01:13:48,783 Sorry, there was an accident. This woman rammed into our Spider. 1046 01:13:48,977 --> 01:13:51,983 It was all very simple till she made it very complicated. 1047 01:14:02,273 --> 01:14:06,580 But why can't you give me numbers? Why are you being so evasive? 1048 01:14:08,943 --> 01:14:09,843 Oh! 1049 01:14:10,903 --> 01:14:12,403 What is it? What's wrong? 1050 01:14:13,037 --> 01:14:18,333 Shooting pains in my head. My eyes! Oh, boy, it's a bummer! 1051 01:14:18,357 --> 01:14:22,857 - I can't see. Take me to my room. - Let me have a look. 1052 01:14:22,943 --> 01:14:27,450 Look at what? Don't look! Get your hands off of me! 1053 01:14:28,523 --> 01:14:31,983 Stop acting like a baby. I'm a doctor. Let me have a peek. 1054 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:35,480 Don't touch that head! 1055 01:14:35,903 --> 01:14:39,037 Whatever you do, don't you touch it. 1056 01:14:39,603 --> 01:14:41,863 Who are you, sir? Fine, thank you. 1057 01:14:41,997 --> 01:14:45,823 Now just relax. Everything's gonna be all right. I'm right here. 1058 01:14:46,007 --> 01:14:48,443 Oh, my goodness. I thought you'd never come. 1059 01:14:48,457 --> 01:14:49,757 Do you know what's wrong? 1060 01:14:49,793 --> 01:14:54,810 Of course I know what's happened. This is called "Blindness Hystericus." 1061 01:14:54,857 --> 01:14:59,043 - Oh, my God. - Sometimes it comes just like that. 1062 01:14:59,137 --> 01:15:00,563 How do you treat it? 1063 01:15:00,637 --> 01:15:04,073 The left and right brain are having a fight with each other. 1064 01:15:04,097 --> 01:15:06,193 You gotta distract them for a minute. 1065 01:15:06,397 --> 01:15:08,327 Now, Dr. Johannson, 1066 01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:13,250 how many fingers am I holding up in front of your eyes right now? 1067 01:15:13,307 --> 01:15:15,160 - Three! - Good. 1068 01:15:15,607 --> 01:15:18,327 That's pretty good, considering that he's blind. 1069 01:15:18,583 --> 01:15:22,453 Now, doctor, I want you to just relax. Take it easy, 1070 01:15:22,550 --> 01:15:27,303 and you tell me the first thing that pops into your brain. 1071 01:15:27,823 --> 01:15:28,830 Pussy. 1072 01:15:29,663 --> 01:15:33,270 It's amazing! This man is cured. Come on, doctor, 1073 01:15:33,293 --> 01:15:35,063 we gotta take a walk, get the heart pumping, 1074 01:15:35,087 --> 01:15:39,233 and then it's gonna be all brand-new. Come on, doctor. 1075 01:15:39,250 --> 01:15:40,503 That's it. Easy. 1076 01:15:40,837 --> 01:15:44,493 - Where's Adele? - I don't know. She's not in the room. 1077 01:15:44,697 --> 01:15:48,000 See, if he gets too excited, it comes right back. 1078 01:15:48,117 --> 01:15:51,537 Gently. Take it easy, doctor. This guy's blind as a bat. 1079 01:15:51,723 --> 01:15:54,980 Oh! Watch your step. What's the matter with you? 1080 01:15:55,231 --> 01:15:57,261 Good night, good night. 1081 01:15:59,990 --> 01:16:03,293 - You got a Lyons and Kerew registered here? - I'll check, sir. 1082 01:16:03,477 --> 01:16:06,673 - I'm sorry, we have no one... - One guy's blind, the other's deaf. 1083 01:16:06,700 --> 01:16:08,820 - Are you sure? - I just checked. 1084 01:16:08,843 --> 01:16:13,103 - If I brought in some pictures, could you identify them? - I'll try. 1085 01:16:13,130 --> 01:16:16,590 - Do you have a security officer? - Right behind you. 1086 01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:19,000 Single file. Single file. 1087 01:16:19,900 --> 01:16:22,107 OK, take it easy. Take it easy. 1088 01:16:24,907 --> 01:16:28,263 Excuse me. Where's the little red Alfa? 1089 01:16:28,300 --> 01:16:30,237 - They just took off. - Who? 1090 01:16:31,083 --> 01:16:36,827 Three of them. A lady with great legs, an English guy and a black woman. 1091 01:16:37,440 --> 01:16:39,947 My God. My sister. 1092 01:16:44,410 --> 01:16:49,420 Hey, um, the man, he asked me to give this to you. 1093 01:16:56,007 --> 01:17:01,200 "If you wanna see the girl, bring the coin to the house with 1000 windows." Route 104. 1094 01:17:01,250 --> 01:17:04,957 - Is this a joke? - No, that's the Sutherland Estate. 1095 01:17:05,090 --> 01:17:09,597 I hope you have an invitation. He's got some mean dogs up there. 1096 01:17:09,630 --> 01:17:12,503 Dogs? Yeah, Dobermans. They're killers. 1097 01:17:12,530 --> 01:17:14,680 Do you have our keys with you? Yeah. 1098 01:17:16,483 --> 01:17:18,233 Would you do me a favor? Sure. 1099 01:17:18,650 --> 01:17:22,277 - If we're not back in 30 minutes, call the police. - Police? 1100 01:17:22,340 --> 01:17:25,847 New York Police Department. Ask for Captain Braddock. 1101 01:17:26,043 --> 01:17:28,690 And tell him... Sorry, Wally. 1102 01:17:28,987 --> 01:17:32,763 Tell him Lyons and Kerew are at the Sutherland Estate. 1103 01:17:35,367 --> 01:17:38,873 The house is all glass, and it's on huge rocks. 1104 01:17:40,777 --> 01:17:43,697 - My sister? - Nothing yet, Wally. 1105 01:17:47,310 --> 01:17:49,110 There's a lot of land here. 1106 01:17:53,003 --> 01:17:54,637 - There. - What? 1107 01:17:54,653 --> 01:17:56,997 It's a greenhouse. There she is, Wally. 1108 01:17:57,293 --> 01:17:59,393 - Is she all right? - I think so. 1109 01:18:02,497 --> 01:18:05,500 And there are the dogs. Three of them. 1110 01:18:05,717 --> 01:18:07,023 Now they're leaving. 1111 01:18:08,450 --> 01:18:11,263 They're going. Looks like they're locking the door. 1112 01:18:14,010 --> 01:18:16,233 Now they're going back to the main house. 1113 01:18:16,723 --> 01:18:19,400 She's gonna be all alone in about two minutes. 1114 01:18:21,423 --> 01:18:24,380 You all clear on the plan? Clear as a bell. 1115 01:18:24,443 --> 01:18:27,147 I'm gonna go water the plants, if you don't mind. 1116 01:18:31,400 --> 01:18:35,403 Hey, you sure there's only three dogs? 1117 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:40,727 The parking brake has been released. 1118 01:18:40,750 --> 01:18:44,350 Yeah, just the three of them. I don't see what could go wrong. 1119 01:18:48,407 --> 01:18:50,860 You hear that, Dave? Better check the brake! 1120 01:18:52,427 --> 01:18:53,433 Wally! 1121 01:18:54,803 --> 01:18:55,707 Dave? 1122 01:18:56,253 --> 01:18:57,823 Wally, I'm in trouble! 1123 01:18:58,147 --> 01:18:59,370 Pull out, Dave! 1124 01:19:00,107 --> 01:19:02,407 The parking brake has been released. 1125 01:19:02,773 --> 01:19:03,973 Where are you, Dave? 1126 01:19:06,453 --> 01:19:07,557 Dave, I can't... 1127 01:19:12,107 --> 01:19:13,350 The parking brake has... 1128 01:19:13,603 --> 01:19:14,607 Dave. 1129 01:19:16,363 --> 01:19:17,363 Dave? 1130 01:19:18,147 --> 01:19:19,397 Talk to me, Dave. 1131 01:19:21,497 --> 01:19:22,433 Dave! 1132 01:19:24,103 --> 01:19:26,010 Dave! Speak to me! 1133 01:19:27,110 --> 01:19:28,117 Dave! 1134 01:19:30,923 --> 01:19:32,630 Dave! Talk to me! 1135 01:19:33,350 --> 01:19:37,877 Talk to me, Dave! I can hear the car, but I can't hear you! 1136 01:19:38,270 --> 01:19:41,290 - I can't see you, Dave. Unh! - Thank you. 1137 01:19:43,857 --> 01:19:46,207 Dave? Dave! 1138 01:19:47,983 --> 01:19:51,483 Oh, Dave. My God, Dave, what have I done this time? 1139 01:19:52,297 --> 01:19:53,197 Dave? 1140 01:19:53,947 --> 01:19:57,003 Oh, shit! Dave! Oh! 1141 01:19:58,163 --> 01:19:59,960 My God, Dave. 1142 01:20:04,997 --> 01:20:07,003 Dave, you say something? Talk to me. 1143 01:20:08,903 --> 01:20:12,103 I can't see your lips. What are you saying? 1144 01:20:12,457 --> 01:20:14,873 Dave, can you see them now? 1145 01:20:15,307 --> 01:20:16,213 Yeah. 1146 01:20:16,700 --> 01:20:18,707 Heh. There you are. 1147 01:20:20,577 --> 01:20:22,067 What are you saying? 1148 01:20:23,097 --> 01:20:24,203 I'm saying... 1149 01:20:25,397 --> 01:20:27,533 I think it's over. 1150 01:20:29,227 --> 01:20:31,827 I didn't just fuck my life up today. 1151 01:20:32,220 --> 01:20:34,500 I dragged my sister into this shit. 1152 01:20:35,307 --> 01:20:36,857 Damn near got her killed. 1153 01:20:39,007 --> 01:20:40,613 And I hurt you. 1154 01:20:42,453 --> 01:20:44,667 I just want to say I'm sorry, Dave. 1155 01:20:45,337 --> 01:20:47,100 Don't back out on me, Wolly. 1156 01:20:47,333 --> 01:20:50,133 Dave, I've been running on fumes most of my life, 1157 01:20:51,477 --> 01:20:56,040 and today I realized for the first time: I'm full of shit. 1158 01:20:56,420 --> 01:20:57,920 Well, that's true. 1159 01:20:58,997 --> 01:21:04,447 But this morning, I threatened to shoot a naked woman with my erection. 1160 01:21:04,707 --> 01:21:06,927 Now, that doesn't happen every day. 1161 01:21:07,900 --> 01:21:11,323 That's true. The man's got a point. 1162 01:21:12,203 --> 01:21:16,073 We'll get her out, Wally. We'll get her out. 1163 01:21:16,363 --> 01:21:18,493 I think we're in over our heads. 1164 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:21,367 Nobody ever thought we would get this far. 1165 01:21:22,643 --> 01:21:24,550 Don't back out on me now. 1166 01:21:28,970 --> 01:21:31,473 - I can't. - You can. 1167 01:21:32,340 --> 01:21:35,637 We can, I promise. We can. 1168 01:21:38,670 --> 01:21:40,077 What if we can't? 1169 01:21:43,540 --> 01:21:44,547 Fuck it. 1170 01:21:46,587 --> 01:21:49,987 Damn you. I created a monster. 1171 01:21:52,890 --> 01:21:54,193 Where's the girl? 1172 01:21:54,360 --> 01:21:57,663 In the greenhouse where they can see her. - Good. 1173 01:21:58,623 --> 01:22:01,987 And when can we expect our two distinguished guests? 1174 01:22:02,003 --> 01:22:04,200 They should be arriving at any moment. 1175 01:22:04,253 --> 01:22:05,290 Do they... 1176 01:22:06,284 --> 01:22:07,684 have the coin? 1177 01:22:09,510 --> 01:22:11,117 Yes, they have the coin. 1178 01:22:11,723 --> 01:22:12,823 Wonderful. 1179 01:22:18,667 --> 01:22:22,510 - What do you think of that? - Lot of trouble over a piece of gold. 1180 01:22:22,893 --> 01:22:27,717 I don't know what this is, but it's not gold. Gold doesn't chip and peel like this. 1181 01:22:27,930 --> 01:22:30,973 Doesn't matter, as long as they want it real bad. 1182 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:33,597 Hold on to it in case anything happens to me. 1183 01:22:33,803 --> 01:22:37,210 Nothing's gonna happen to you. Good. Glad to find that out. 1184 01:22:37,287 --> 01:22:38,610 Ready? Ready. 1185 01:22:44,773 --> 01:22:45,973 OK, Wally. 1186 01:22:46,767 --> 01:22:47,973 Start counting. 1187 01:22:49,287 --> 01:22:50,187 One... 1188 01:22:51,877 --> 01:22:54,123 two, three, 1189 01:22:54,827 --> 01:22:56,823 four, five... 1190 01:23:05,600 --> 01:23:07,500 Sixteen, seventeen... 1191 01:23:52,033 --> 01:23:55,417 There's a dog. There's a dog! There's a dog! 1192 01:24:09,773 --> 01:24:12,903 No. There's an alarm! There's an alarm. No, no, no. 1193 01:24:13,077 --> 01:24:14,330 No, Dave! 1194 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:24,837 Shh. 1195 01:24:28,097 --> 01:24:29,863 So far, so good. 1196 01:24:35,320 --> 01:24:37,537 Almost. There. 1197 01:24:43,470 --> 01:24:46,190 Now, what's all the fuss about? 1198 01:24:47,117 --> 01:24:51,873 Well, I was gonna mention the alarm, but something else came up. 1199 01:25:04,647 --> 01:25:08,000 Who is it? I was so hoping you'd show up. 1200 01:25:08,903 --> 01:25:10,510 Oh, sorry about the flowers. 1201 01:25:11,030 --> 01:25:12,137 You like roses, huh? 1202 01:25:14,703 --> 01:25:19,047 That's enough, Herman. It's all right. Just keep your gun pointed on him. 1203 01:25:19,083 --> 01:25:20,787 I'll check if he has the coin. 1204 01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,700 Hands over your head, Mr. Lyons. Remember? 1205 01:25:25,620 --> 01:25:26,720 Turn around. 1206 01:25:28,887 --> 01:25:32,290 Careful. You remember what happened last time. 1207 01:25:42,519 --> 01:25:44,919 May I have a cigarette? 1208 01:25:51,450 --> 01:25:54,237 Hit her! Hit her, Dave! Smack her! 1209 01:25:54,330 --> 01:25:57,337 Hit her! Hit her, Dave! What's...? 1210 01:25:57,740 --> 01:25:58,740 Hit her! 1211 01:26:00,523 --> 01:26:01,623 Jesus! 1212 01:26:01,927 --> 01:26:04,330 I grew up with brothers. Let's get out of here. 1213 01:26:06,407 --> 01:26:11,233 - Back up. You have to run up that log. - I don't have that many brothers. 1214 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:18,200 - Oh! - David! 1215 01:26:19,217 --> 01:26:21,533 Get out of here! I don't want to leave you! 1216 01:26:21,847 --> 01:26:24,923 Go on, get out of here. Wally's just on top of that hill. 1217 01:26:25,120 --> 01:26:27,753 Go on! Get out of here. Get out! 1218 01:26:30,280 --> 01:26:32,500 Jump! Get the police! 1219 01:26:44,727 --> 01:26:46,233 Here's the blind one. 1220 01:26:46,927 --> 01:26:50,330 Come in, Mr. Kerew. I'm delighted to see you. 1221 01:26:50,917 --> 01:26:52,720 I'm delighted too. 1222 01:26:53,027 --> 01:26:55,630 So you're the fat fuck that runs this show. 1223 01:26:55,997 --> 01:26:58,277 Beautifully put, Mr. Kerew. 1224 01:26:58,753 --> 01:27:02,533 You're obviously a poet, a man after my own heart. 1225 01:27:03,100 --> 01:27:05,590 The coin? Yes. It's in my pocket. 1226 01:27:05,617 --> 01:27:07,497 May I have it, please? 1227 01:27:07,963 --> 01:27:10,267 Why bother with a phony coin? 1228 01:27:10,443 --> 01:27:13,050 You're quite right, Mr. Kerew, it's a phony. 1229 01:27:13,577 --> 01:27:17,703 A magnificent phony. May I have it, please? 1230 01:27:17,730 --> 01:27:21,533 Mind telling me what I've been running, around risking my life for? 1231 01:27:22,847 --> 01:27:24,347 A superconductor. 1232 01:27:25,203 --> 01:27:28,207 A room-temperature superconductor. 1233 01:27:28,473 --> 01:27:32,317 It may be the most valuable material in this world. 1234 01:27:32,650 --> 01:27:35,273 Imagine electric cable the size of that coin 1235 01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:37,543 that could light up an entire city. 1236 01:27:38,000 --> 01:27:39,907 You told me it was a gold coin. 1237 01:27:39,933 --> 01:27:43,600 Making it look like a coin was just a handy way to get it out of Washington 1238 01:27:44,167 --> 01:27:48,067 after I'd arranged to borrow a small sample. 1239 01:27:49,507 --> 01:27:52,653 I'm currently pointing a gun at your head. 1240 01:27:52,787 --> 01:27:54,053 Under the circumstances, 1241 01:27:54,080 --> 01:27:57,180 you and I should renegotiate our contract, don't you? 1242 01:27:58,603 --> 01:28:02,710 Yes, I do. I agree with you completely. 1243 01:28:03,150 --> 01:28:04,827 What would you say to... 1244 01:28:06,333 --> 01:28:09,740 one third of $8 million? 1245 01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:12,123 Would you say that's fair? 1246 01:28:12,410 --> 01:28:14,400 I'd say that that's extremely... 1247 01:28:25,683 --> 01:28:27,440 What just happened? 1248 01:28:28,043 --> 01:28:31,207 I turned out the lights, just for a moment. 1249 01:28:31,803 --> 01:28:34,310 Just long enough to gain the advantage. 1250 01:28:36,303 --> 01:28:40,407 I get the feeling I'm not the only blind person in this room. 1251 01:28:40,700 --> 01:28:43,387 You have great intuition, Mr. Kerew. 1252 01:28:44,023 --> 01:28:47,400 I also suspect you have excellent hearing, like myself. 1253 01:28:48,303 --> 01:28:52,067 A few sounds were all I needed to lock in on poor Mr. Kirgo. 1254 01:28:52,887 --> 01:28:55,693 It's too bad. I liked him. 1255 01:28:56,290 --> 01:28:57,747 He was a gentleman. 1256 01:28:58,150 --> 01:29:00,617 I can't see, but I bet you're not crying. 1257 01:29:00,640 --> 01:29:03,230 Nor can I see your face, Mr. Kerew, 1258 01:29:04,473 --> 01:29:07,980 yet I can hear you stoop down to find Kirgo's pistol. 1259 01:29:08,933 --> 01:29:10,447 Am I right, sir? 1260 01:29:11,130 --> 01:29:14,123 Must I put a bullet through you to prove it? 1261 01:29:14,147 --> 01:29:16,703 Oh, no. You're a gentleman. Get him. 1262 01:29:16,747 --> 01:29:19,197 - One murder a day is enough for you. - Get him. 1263 01:30:07,477 --> 01:30:10,767 Did I hear something drop, Mr. Kerew? 1264 01:30:20,377 --> 01:30:24,373 - Mr. Sutherland? - Perfect timing. Come in, my dear. 1265 01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,323 I've brought the other one. 1266 01:30:26,350 --> 01:30:27,250 Wally. 1267 01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:29,627 Are you all right? 1268 01:30:31,423 --> 01:30:33,653 You're very quiet, Mr. Kerew. 1269 01:30:33,977 --> 01:30:36,500 Suddenly gone shy, have we? 1270 01:30:37,950 --> 01:30:41,333 Adele got away. The police will be here any minute. 1271 01:30:44,073 --> 01:30:48,040 You'd better tell me what happened to Mr. Kirgo, Mr. Sutherland. 1272 01:30:48,177 --> 01:30:49,733 Certainly, my dear. 1273 01:30:50,290 --> 01:30:54,153 Mr. Kirgo decided to renegotiate his contract 1274 01:30:54,170 --> 01:30:56,433 and he put a pistol to my head. 1275 01:30:56,757 --> 01:30:59,530 Eve, we've been associated for five years. 1276 01:30:59,553 --> 01:31:02,657 I want you to know, I have no intention of killing you. 1277 01:31:03,460 --> 01:31:08,690 So don't be frightened, dear. Please, don't do anything rash. 1278 01:31:08,740 --> 01:31:13,567 Oh. No, I wouldn't do that. You know I trust you, Mr. Sutherland. 1279 01:31:14,463 --> 01:31:16,627 But what are your intentions? 1280 01:31:16,847 --> 01:31:20,503 To leave the country as soon as Raoul sets my helicopter down. 1281 01:31:20,947 --> 01:31:22,990 I invite you to come along. 1282 01:31:23,383 --> 01:31:26,493 Rio can be captivating this time of year. 1283 01:31:27,063 --> 01:31:32,817 Just pick up the gold coin. I believe is on the floor in front of you. 1284 01:31:37,773 --> 01:31:38,793 I don't see it. 1285 01:31:38,817 --> 01:31:39,680 Good. 1286 01:31:39,893 --> 01:31:44,200 Look in Mr. Kirgo's left hand. I think he may be holding it for us. 1287 01:31:50,303 --> 01:31:53,510 Did you find it, my dear? 1288 01:31:53,777 --> 01:31:54,680 Yes. 1289 01:31:56,000 --> 01:31:57,450 Yes, I found it. 1290 01:31:58,143 --> 01:32:01,350 Would you hand it to me, please? 1291 01:32:03,767 --> 01:32:05,920 May I ask what my share might be? 1292 01:32:07,773 --> 01:32:08,700 One... 1293 01:32:10,065 --> 01:32:11,025 half 1294 01:32:12,173 --> 01:32:13,803 of 8 million dolars. 1295 01:32:14,100 --> 01:32:16,100 Would you say that's fair? 1296 01:32:17,857 --> 01:32:21,640 Yes. Yes, I think that's very fair. 1297 01:32:28,650 --> 01:32:31,107 Dave! What's going on? 1298 01:32:33,543 --> 01:32:34,543 Dave? 1299 01:32:35,823 --> 01:32:36,823 Dave? 1300 01:32:42,220 --> 01:32:44,950 Dave? What just happened? 1301 01:32:45,983 --> 01:32:48,590 Mr. Sutherland is no longer with us. 1302 01:32:49,173 --> 01:32:51,477 Dave? Dave! 1303 01:32:52,050 --> 01:32:53,303 I'm right here, Wally. 1304 01:32:55,100 --> 01:32:57,903 I hear the sirens. The police will be here soon. 1305 01:32:58,977 --> 01:33:00,500 If you drop that pistol now, 1306 01:33:00,603 --> 01:33:05,010 you'll probably make license plates for a couple of years. 1307 01:33:05,757 --> 01:33:07,757 I'll even wait for you, if you want. 1308 01:33:08,380 --> 01:33:11,430 Thanks. That's real sweet. 1309 01:33:12,443 --> 01:33:13,550 But, you see, 1310 01:33:14,293 --> 01:33:17,733 you're the ones they're looking for, 1311 01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:19,567 not me. 1312 01:33:20,133 --> 01:33:24,837 So if I get on that helicopter with the coin, I get out of here squeaky clean. 1313 01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:28,107 You're too tall for me anyway. 1314 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:31,707 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to lock you in. 1315 01:33:32,937 --> 01:33:33,840 Sorry. 1316 01:33:37,867 --> 01:33:39,767 Damn, she smells good. 1317 01:33:41,020 --> 01:33:44,027 I hear jail ain't so bad, anyway, if you like it up the butt. 1318 01:33:45,857 --> 01:33:48,363 I'm over here, Wally. Over where, Dave? 1319 01:33:49,017 --> 01:33:52,323 Dave? Dave? Da... 1320 01:33:52,997 --> 01:33:56,450 Shit, who the hell I'm talking to? He can't hear me. 1321 01:34:08,153 --> 01:34:12,157 - She's running to the helicopter. - Nice air conditioning she made, huh? 1322 01:34:14,900 --> 01:34:17,253 You ever want to be in the circus? 1323 01:34:17,287 --> 01:34:19,287 No, afraid of heights. 1324 01:34:19,503 --> 01:34:22,620 Would you give me your jacket? What for? 1325 01:34:22,933 --> 01:34:24,737 There we go. This should be fun. 1326 01:34:24,783 --> 01:34:26,617 Ready? We're not up high, are we? 1327 01:34:26,673 --> 01:34:28,980 No, no, just a few feet off the ground. 1328 01:34:29,867 --> 01:34:32,873 - Ready, and... - I'm ready! - Go! 1329 01:34:37,953 --> 01:34:39,333 I just knocked over a tree! 1330 01:34:39,357 --> 01:34:41,600 You said we wasn't up high! It's fine. 1331 01:34:42,063 --> 01:34:43,467 I'll kill you, you fuck! 1332 01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:49,007 Why you telling me we're not up in the air? What do you mean we're not up in the air? 1333 01:34:49,030 --> 01:34:52,507 Get ready. You said we wasn't up in the air! 1334 01:34:52,583 --> 01:34:55,400 - Get ready. Bomb-bay doors open! - Raoul! 1335 01:34:56,237 --> 01:34:59,107 - Raoul! Start it up! - Get ready to fire one! 1336 01:35:00,533 --> 01:35:02,077 And fire one! 1337 01:35:05,003 --> 01:35:06,203 Fire two! 1338 01:35:30,157 --> 01:35:33,040 What? Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing? 1339 01:35:33,283 --> 01:35:36,483 I don't know, but I learnt this at the Braille Institute. 1340 01:35:36,637 --> 01:35:39,623 They told us to feel around and see what's happening. 1341 01:35:39,803 --> 01:35:41,777 Stop that! Get your hands off of me! 1342 01:35:47,887 --> 01:35:49,893 Hold it! Hold it right there! 1343 01:35:50,107 --> 01:35:52,623 I said hold it, or I'll throw your brains out! 1344 01:35:52,777 --> 01:35:56,180 I'll throw this knife through your brain! Freeze! 1345 01:35:57,647 --> 01:36:00,447 Do as I say, or you're a dead man. Turn around! 1346 01:36:02,670 --> 01:36:03,973 Face front! 1347 01:36:07,933 --> 01:36:10,793 That's better. Now put your hands over your head. 1348 01:36:12,453 --> 01:36:14,600 - Come on, get them up! - Get your hands up! 1349 01:36:15,473 --> 01:36:18,373 Oh, you do speak English. Come on over here. 1350 01:36:20,173 --> 01:36:21,780 Get your ass over here. 1351 01:36:22,700 --> 01:36:24,900 Quickly, quickly! Slowly. Slowly! 1352 01:36:29,250 --> 01:36:30,403 Come on, come on. 1353 01:36:32,417 --> 01:36:34,040 Not now, Wally, I'm busy. 1354 01:36:34,437 --> 01:36:39,340 Come on, keep coming, you funny little turd. 1355 01:36:40,147 --> 01:36:42,633 Hey, Tarzan, turn around and take a look. 1356 01:36:51,260 --> 01:36:52,807 When did you guys get here? 1357 01:36:53,083 --> 01:36:55,327 I sure was worried about you two. 1358 01:36:55,800 --> 01:36:56,807 It's all over. 1359 01:37:01,800 --> 01:37:04,307 Oh. Goodbye, Captain Braddock. 1360 01:37:06,930 --> 01:37:09,430 Captain Braddock, you're a dickhead. 1361 01:37:09,753 --> 01:37:12,987 You son of a bitch. No, no, no, captain. 1362 01:37:13,070 --> 01:37:15,853 - I got a surprise for you! - You can't do that. 1363 01:37:16,027 --> 01:37:18,277 Let me go. I know the law. I get to shoot them. 1364 01:37:18,303 --> 01:37:20,957 - No, you can't. - What do you mean I can't shoot them? 1365 01:37:20,973 --> 01:37:24,457 Captain, we got the real killer. We got the real killer. Come on. 1366 01:37:24,500 --> 01:37:27,010 What are you telling me, I can't shoot them? 1367 01:37:27,047 --> 01:37:28,807 No, sir, I'm afraid you can't. Come on. 1368 01:37:29,093 --> 01:37:33,687 We went to all this trouble to catch them, and now I can't shoot them? 1369 01:37:33,700 --> 01:37:36,550 It's time to go. Come on. 1370 01:37:36,623 --> 01:37:39,930 I want to shoot them. I want to shoot them! 1371 01:37:39,947 --> 01:37:43,233 No, no, no. We'll get a nice hot chocolate. 1372 01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:45,883 Why can't I shoot them? 1373 01:37:49,460 --> 01:37:52,353 - We had a damn good time, didn't we? - Yeah. 1374 01:37:53,457 --> 01:37:55,057 Lot of nice memories. 1375 01:37:59,663 --> 01:38:04,163 There's something I've been wanting to do since the day I met you. 1376 01:38:04,207 --> 01:38:07,923 That was two days ago. That's right. That's right. 1377 01:38:08,257 --> 01:38:10,557 Well, there's something I've wanted to give you. 1378 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:13,063 Dave, you don't have to give me anything. 1379 01:38:13,400 --> 01:38:16,683 You're a real nice guy. 1380 01:38:16,707 --> 01:38:21,323 But I want to give it to you. Dave, please, listen to me. 1381 01:38:21,700 --> 01:38:24,350 I have a lot of love for you. Thank you. 1382 01:38:29,200 --> 01:38:31,487 So tell me, how does it feel to be handicapped? 1383 01:38:31,510 --> 01:38:33,633 I always wanted to ask you that. 1384 01:38:34,090 --> 01:38:37,413 I'm not handicapped. I have you.